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Joe Penny Candy Ass Ma

08. Dec, 2006 0 Comments


much love from me head to Danny Glover’s gloves go out to my other main man (that aint Marvkus) Pakula Shaker, for help in the Photochop Suey brainstormin norman dept this weak. Goo luck to anyone in fantasy pay-offs this weekend. I already know who I’m startin, but if you had both Brees AND Peyton, whom would u choose to rock the rock?

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Nice Try Lao Che

05. Dec, 2006 0 Comments


[Dunkin Pierce’s Nutzz]

In our expanded Peace The Fork Outtings, we bid a boo to 1/2 of the Dasz of Haagen, a Truffaut bizatch, X-Men‘s man, a dude who loved safe air, BMW 507’s daddy, the 1st San Diego Padre, a dump truck that once weighed 1,200 lbs, and although it’s 7 years belated, I doubt any blizogger in the world ever paid respects to Roy Chiao, aka Lao Che from The Temple of Doom. In yer honor, we will pour a bit of our poison 40 oz on the ground. The Club Obi Wan hasn’t been the same since u left… or since Kao Kan trashed it with his tommy gun

Mischa Barton Continues Her Role As The Face Foot Of Keds

Time‘s best inventions of the ’06

Giles & papa’s unreleased Love b-side, ‘Paperback Believer‘ [Shumster]

Paul’s Boutique Samples and References List [De La Roachclip]

Gilbert Arenas IS Agent Zero

great thighs think alike: this almost became a Photochop Friday entry until someone beat me to the donkey punch

great thighs think alike II: nice user id, jerka$$

yes, My Man Marvkus and myself are actually voting members for the Washington Post‘s Local Top 11 Hoops Poll. Liberty was robbed… and justice for none!

Who painted Dogs Playing Poker?

The Top 100 Cover Songs

The Top 10 Broken Arms/Legs in Sports

Top 10 Dirtiest Names in Sports [DataHizzle]

How to Calculate Pi by Throwing Frozen Hot Dogs [G-Mask]

Глазге!

‘In case you’re wondering, none of my parts touched any of its parts…‘


[bid like there’s no tomorrow]

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First Sunday of Adventures In Babyshitting

01. Dec, 2006 0 Comments


big ups to the Grizz for throwin his Prison Breakfast Club idear down my thrizz

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M*A*S*H

21. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Peace The Fork Out
to
the guy who’s final pretentious movie
starred Lindsay Lohag
for cryin out loud
Robert Bernard Altman

1925 – 2006

so many effin goodies to choose from, but here’s a random shazzle of his flazzle that you should razzle…

• my personal fav The Long Goodbye
• the greatestist casting of balls thyme: Shelley Duvall as Olive Oyl in his Popeye
• a slightly NSFW oddly fapolicous Cynthia Stevenson in The Player
• as an ‘actor’ slingin drinks in Franco Zeffirelli’s Endless Love
• his NORML activites, as a member of their advisory board
&
• Ini Kamoze’s ‘Here Comes The Hotstepper’ [d|vid] from PrêtShit-à-Porter

+ much hugs and misses to Andre ‘Dirty’ Waters & Bo ‘Peep’ Schembechler

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Brokedown Palance

13. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Peace The Fork Out
to
the slickest
father of The Omen nanny
who could do
one-armed push-ups AND win Oscars
sell antifreeze
like it was nobody’s bidness
and drink ‘n yell solo
better than Han
Volodymyr ‘Walter Jack Palance’ Palahniuk

1919 – 2006

I hate the ye olde westerns so I’ve never seen any of the three films you were Oscar nominated for (yes, including City Slickers or its sequel), but you did scare the living poop outta me week after weak as host of the ’80s, and thus not Dean Cain version, version of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, which is screamin to be released on DVD. You had one of the illiestist voices around, and you were in a ton of crappy movies from the late 80s on, so in yer gr8 name (which minus a few letters in yer last name, is the same as mine) Netflix these like the wind…


also PTFO to Gerald Levert, Shea ‘Ghetto’ Stadium, and to the Redskins season (now you know why I didnt make mention of that FLUKE last Sunday), UNLESS they make the right move and start Jason Campbell, which I’ve been basically callin for since week 2!!

and 60 Minutes does Ed Bradley proper, includin Andy Rooney

and to turn them frowns upside down, like wees was Lionel Kiddie City (where I once was caught stealing 90210 trading cards from)…

in honor of Borat’s 2nd week as king of the box office, despite several lawsuits, and the auctioning of the Back To The Future II hoverboard, here lies Borat’s, by far, mos memorable appearance on US television: learning how to make a bed with Martha Stewart


and to any Anglophile out there or fans of fancy Cup O Noodles, tits time to rejoice cause…

Wagamama Boston Opening Spring 2007

and if that wasn’t enuff for ya, get yer own uncut copy of Little Superstar: The Movie, or whatever tis called!

spank yous HotBoxPizzaFan#1, Chillary G, TMZ, and Ben Silverbreakdancin Machine

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