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Suck My Caucus

we don’t heart Huckabee
but we do totally want to ram our leg of lamb down
Mike supporter Chuck Norris’ wife Gena‘s yam


in the greenwich meantime
while we wait for the day
to delta force ourselves on Mrs Chuck
we’ll juss JO to these other NSFW Gena snapples

boo-nus: Senator Dodd dropped out of the Democratic race because he was too embarrassed that his name was used for one of the lamest Star Wars characters mt EVERest

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In Oder Aus for the ’008

Thrice again, inspired by the the world’s greatestist newspaper’s THE LIST and sorta by the Bruno skit where one has to choose between giving Liza Minelli a benign or malignant tumor, I ice man giveth to you, what will be hottier and nottier than my shits in the ‘008

OUT
IN
The Show Me State
The Blow Me State
Kate Middleton
Kate Beginnington
Instant Replay
Instant Oatmeal
Alba & Cash
Tango & Cash
Vanessa Hudgens
Amanda Hugandkiss
Poop
Scroop
Got MILF?
Funkin’ Gonuts
Lauren Conrad
Conrad Bain
Blackface
‘The Gas Face’
Yoko Romo
Whomever Todd
Collins’ Wife Is
Piña Coladas
Penis Colitis
Feeling Up
Lucy Pinder
Feeling Sorry For
Lucy Pinder
Colt Brennan
Colt 45
Going Green
Mo HJs for
Brian Austen Green

PT Anderson
P.W.S. Anderson
DUIs
My Nuts
On Your Thighs
Harold & Kumar 2
returning to White
Castle for V-Day

iPhones
ET Phone Home
100 Calorie Snacks
100 Pound Whores
Bromances
Sisotopes
Pixar
Rygar
The 2nd

2nd Ave Deli
Jimmy Two Times
Worshipping
Diablo Cody
Worshipping
Agent Cody Banks
Records w/Asterisks
Asterix and Obelix
McLovin
The McRib
David Keith
Keith David

The ’72 Dolphins
Popping Champagne

Tom Brady Popping
Out More Bastards
The Interwebs
Webster
Ratt
Rattt
‘Going Gay For’
‘What’s a Dickfor?’
Nip Slips
Sipping On Nips
Fumunda Cheese
Burundi Cheese
Californication
Texassrapin


and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ‘006 and the ‘007

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Thighs Wide Music 2007


Daughtry
Robin Thicke
Rascal Flatts
Young Jeezy
Gym Class Heroes
etc
conflatulations
yous achievemints this past year
were not good enuff to fancy our tickles
like don rickles
why?
cause frankly my lloyd wright
we don’t give a ham
we eat one!

Les Breastest Albums
of 2007
To Hug Denim In Closets To


(Why Quit Smoking… Cock? Edition)


1) The Good, The Bad & The Queen
The Good, The Bad & The Queen


2) The Chemical Brothers – We Are The Night
3) Jarvis Cocker – Jarvis


4) Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová – Once Original Soundtrack
5) KT Tunstall – Drastic Fantastic


6) Peter Bjorn and John – Writer’s Block
7) Air – Pocket Symphony
8) Just Jack – Overtones


9) Amy Winehouse – Back To Black
10) Travis – The Boy with No Name
11) Mark Ronson – Version


12) Eddie Vedder – Music for the Motion Picture Into the Wild
13) The White Stripes – Icky Thump
14) Timbaland – Shock Value


+ these bonus boners…

Bestest 2005 Album Released In 2007: Junior Senior
Hey Hey My My Yo Yo

Bestest 2006 Guilty Pleasure In 2007: Slumber Party Girls

Bestest Live Album: Daft Punk – Alive 2007

Concerts That Were More
Procerts Than Concerts


Justin Tmberlake @ MSG – Feb 7
Jill Cunniff @ Merc Lounge – Mar 11
The Good, The Bad & The Queen @ Webster Hall – Mar 12
Amy Winehouse @ Bowery Ballroom – Mar 13
Art Garfunkel AND Sean Lennon
@ Lincoln Center/Irving Plaza – Apr 13
Jarvis Cocker @ Webster Hall – Apr 23rd
Donovan @ Canal Room – May 2nd
Peter Bjorn & John @ Webster Hall – May 1st
Air @ Theater at MSG – May 10th
Daniel Johnston @ Highline Ballroom – May 17th
Roger Waters @ Continental Airlines Arena – May 24th
Keane @ Rumsey Playfield – May 30
Travis @ Irving Plaza – Jul 15th
The White Stripes @ MSG – Jul 24th
Just Jack @ Hiro Ballroom – Jul 31st
Daft Punk @ Keyspan Park – Aug 10th
Squeeze @ Beacon Theatre – Aug 3rd
The Police @ Giants Stadium – Aug 5th
Junior Senior @ Highline Ballroom – Aug 13th
The Chemical Brothers/Ladytron @ McCarren Pool – Aug 22nd
The Hives @ Webster Hall – Oct 9th
Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová @ Beacon Theatre – Nov 19th

Tuneses For Toonces

we really need to listen to more music
there’s juss never enuff time in a day

‘A Modern Midnight Conversation’ – The Chem Bros [d]
‘Amsterdam’ – Peter Bjorn & John
anything by Andy Bernard
‘Battleships’ – Travis
‘Disney Time’ – Jarvis Cocker [d]
‘Don’t Let Him Waste Your Time’ – Jarvis Cocker
‘Ex-Guru’ – The Fiery Furnaces [d]
‘Eyes Wide Open’ – Travis [d]
‘Falling Slowly’ – Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová [d]
‘Gimme More’ – Britney Spears
‘God Put a Smile Upon Your Face’ – Mark Ronson
feat The Dapking Horns
‘Guaranteed’ – Eddie Vedder
‘Happy Warriors’ – Jill Cuniff
‘Headphone Song’ – Junior Senior
‘Hell of A Party’ – Air feat Jarvis Cocker [d]
‘Herculean’ – TGTBTQ [d]
‘Hold On’ – KT Tunstall
‘Kingdom of Doom’ – TGTBTQ [d]
‘Lies’ – Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová
‘Mer du Japon’ – Air
‘Nature Springs’ – TGTBTQ
‘North American Scum’ – LCD Soundsystem
‘Pop Goes My Heart’ – Pop [d]
‘Prickly Thorn, But Sweetly Worn’ – The White Stripes [d]
‘Saturate’ – The Chem Bros
‘Somewhere Between Waking And Sleeping’ – Air feat Neil Hannon
‘Starz In Their Eyes’ – Just Jack [d]
‘Stop Bombin Roscommon’ – The Kemicks [d]
‘Stop Me’ – Mark Ronson feat Daniel Merriweather
‘Stronger’ – Kayne West
‘Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger’ – Daft Punk
‘The Songs We Sing’ – Charlotte Gainsbourg [d]
‘The Way I Are’ – Timbaland feat Keri Hilson & D.O.E.
‘Throw It On Me’ – Timbaland feat Hives
‘Tick Tick Boom’ – Hives
‘Umbrella’ – Rihanna
‘We Are The Night’ – The Chem Bros
‘You Know I’m No Good’ – Amy Winehouse
‘Young Folks’ – Peter Bjorn & John

looking for more [d]s?
we’re sure you interweb savy folks
can finger it out fo yoselfsz

don’t look back in hangers

i heard you say
’06
’05
’04
’03

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Peace of Mind

Forks Out
to

Ike
Wister
Turner


1931 – 2007

Freddie
Fields


1923 – 2007

Roger
M
King


1944 – 2007

Michael
Blodgett


1939 – 2007

David
Edward
‘Chip’
Reese


1951 – 2007

Chad
‘Pimp C’
Butler


1973 – 2007

Ion
Fiscuteanu


1937 – 2007

Al
Scaduto


1928 – 2007

Elizabeth
Hardwick


1916 – 2007

Jacob
Gill
‘Jake’
Gaudaur, Jr


1920 – 2007

Mordecai
‘Murray’
Klein


1923 – 2007

&

Kid Nation
Season 1


September 19th – December 12th, 2007
and maybe gone forever?

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