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PEACE THE FORK OUT

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Osirus

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Joe Bannanas

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Dirt McGirt

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Dirt Dog

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Unique Ason

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Big Baby Jesus

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Russell Tyrone Jones

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Ol’ Dirty Bastard

he really liked his tuna raw

Dead & Un-Cut

1968 – 2004

Brooklyn Zooooooo


[via My Man Marvkus]

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The Quest for Peace the Fork Out

Two huge-mungos peace the forks out go to

Christopher Reeve

 Not Such A Super Day For Such Super Men

September 25, 1952 – October 10, 2004



You saved our planet many o times from the likes Richard Pryor & Jon Cryer, and every girl wanted to bone you in the process. Then you hurt yerself and lost yer super abilities for life, but that didn’t stop you from being a super hu-man. You will be greatly missed Kal-El, son of Marlon Brando. And whoever they decide on to don the red cape and blue tights for the next go-round will never replace you in our thoughts and in our minds… no matter how burnt they may be.


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Ken Caminiti

you were a 'hit' in my book

April 21, 1963 – October 10, 2004



I’m no baseball lover, but me did love two things about you: That phatty-a$$ goatee you rocked and yer umcredible sounding name, which rolled off the tongue like rib meat falls off a bone.

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Paying Respect To The Man That Got None

Rodney ‘Love Is A’ Dangerfield

sniff sniff

November 22, 1921 – Rocktober 5, 2004

Never had a man who looked so deranged and mad googly-eyed entertain millions upon zillions of people the way that you did Rodney (Emo Phillips doesn’t count). You only appeared in less than 20 films, but every time yer ugly head popped up on screen, you had us in stitches and Ace bandages. Sure, Caddyshack and Easy Money are amongst yer finest of the fine, but it was yer work as Thornton Melon in Back To School that I’ll always remember the mostest. Can you name another movie where Oingo Boingo play a party, Kurt Vonnegut plays himself, Sam Kinison does his Sam Kinison thing x 83, and William Zabka is even more of a prick than he was in The Karate Kid? And here’s my personal favorite thing-a-ma-bob that you ever uddered from yer loud mouth: [Tall and Fat clothing store commercial] Are you fat? When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say ‘OK!’?

And yes, we’ll forgive you for Meet Wally Sparks, Little Nicky, and co-starring in Ladybugs with Jackée.

And yes, he really did have a board game!

Now if we can only find a cure for this dying shit that keeps a happenin’!! This is supposed to be a site about life and thighs, not death and taxes!!

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Someone Please Put AStop To This Dying Trend

A huge peace the fork goes out to my girl & Jamie Lee Curtis’ mum:

Janet Leigh

July 6, 1927 – Rocktober 3, 2004

you made me all wet by being wet



You were one of the silver screen’s sexiest sex kittens of all time. When I watched you in Psycho (one of the Thigh Master’s all-time favs) as a youngin, and you were sporting that crazy/beautiful black pointy bra, I realized on that very special day that my mission in life was to remove women’s bras. Thank you for everything you’ve given me. You will be missed. I hope yer happy Gus van Sant, cause yer HORRIBILICSTIC remake of Psycho drove her to the grave!!

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