It's Always Funny In Philadelphia

she’s about as hot as the dump I left on yer mother’s chest last nite
bonus sausage links:
PhillySucks.com
TheEaglesSuck.com
Rich Kotite Banged Your Mom
Jeff Feagles, one of the few remaining active players from Tecmo Super Bowl
& not related: Tiger Stadium shiz for sale [Brawny]
Tar Heels All Wounds
while you were livin it up wherever you was bein this past tweakend, I was gettin my Ole McDonald on in St Nowhere, for the second time in 1/2 a year (please lord, don’t let it happen again!!). Sure, it wasn’t no club taradise, but anything was heaven on hearth after the muggy bogues that was Miami Bitch

but if it means that you dont have to
take a dump outside
den this shiz is more majestic than the Taj Mahal!
twas three thymes a charm
as we finally succumbed
and came all over ourselves
after scarfin down
‘jangles sweet sweetback’s baadasssss’
BoBerry & Cinnamon Sweet Biscuits
who’s ever heard of a Tatung anything?
Hell, I wouldn’t even let Hitler use this piece of Ta-crap
RDU blows goats cause they wouldn’t let me smuggle
2 cans of Cheerwine north of the Anthony Mason-Juan Dixon line
but they made up for it by having an all-ACC sto
and gots a few mo bonus points
for the bestest use of two A’s since
Amsterdam’s Centraal Station
Floor A Duh Gay Tours
happarently your 2007 NCAA B-Bull Champs make some people mad horny for Kevin Arnold’s mom, sans clothes

previously on The OC…
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Noah’s bArk
Noah built an Ark to save his family and the world’s dopest animals from the oncoming Great Flood. So I got to wondering who Joakim Noah would build an ark for
considering his family tree consists of super freaky looking humans, animals, and fictional entertainers (sea below). None of these relations can be proven in court or on the basketball court, but this shiz aint no phyla, this shiz is gen(i)us! Roll the ugliness!!
Jaws
Carter coached
Rick Gonzalez
•
no Yankee hunter, but any kind o’
catfish
the out of sync stylings of
Milli Vanilli
(including the bones of Rob Pilatus)
conclusion jumper
Richard Riehle
man of a thousand OOGly faces
Michael Jackson
Bros Mario geist
Boo
finkers
Mischa & Falkor Barton
stinkers
Eagle Eye & Neneh Cherry
hairy half-caf mulatto duo
Kravitz-Bonet
plague-infested enemy of
Gibson Rickenbacker from Cyborg
rocky roader
Sloth
the always eating tunafish lips of
Kyra Sedgwick
poorman’s Chewbacca
Ookla The Mok
not so young cannibal
Roland Gift
terror dogs
Vinz Clortho & Zuul
the manly men of
Encino
world’s mos ugly and deceased dog
&
how could one leave out
the patriarch of all this poopedness
Yannick
addish-anal repooping by MMM & Mans de Glue


24. Dec, 2007 






















