26. Feb, 2008 
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Moby’s favorite movies of the last 10 years
Leighton Meester begins work on album, tentatively entitled, Mr Meester
Nuts Presents 100 Topless Movie Babes and Top 10 Oscar Winner Topless Scenes [all NSFW via BoobieBlog & Gorilla Mask]
Top 10 Hasbro Toys We’d Like To See Made Into Movies
20. Feb, 2008 0 Comments
fulfill your Olympic curling dreams, with the help of Bruce Springsteen or Jon Bon Jovi?
Roland Emmerich to only make movies with a year in the title
The 100 Sexiest Movie Stars of All Time
Jared apparently makes love to other things besides Subway sangwiches [TV’s Becker]
Lucy Pinder and a new posing partner [NSFW]
Rejected! A long, long time ago… [Navi]
chicks peeing outdoors [NSFW]
Why are men supposed to wash their hands after urination?
slippin and sliddin nekkid asian chick [NSFW]
Voyage Into Tentacle Rape [SFW]
another Mr. Ray’s Hair Weave commercial
so, is there anyone out there not downes with Katie and her [NSFW] body of work yet?
18. Feb, 2008 0 Comments
perviously on Welcome Back Kotter:
Lindsay Lohan “Nude” Vanity Fair Pictures
15. Feb, 2008 5 Comments
Step Up 2 The Streets
410h Yeaaaaaah!!!
Trailers & Mo
Had we never been entranced slightly amused by Step Up 1 [TWS review] you wouldn’t be reading this right now. And if you never saw Step Up 1, you probably shouldn’t bother with its sequel, which really has nothing to do with the first one, other than the locations and a brief dancing cameo by Channing Tatum (G.I. Joer Duke). The cast refresh for SU2TS is a good thing, although the faux Channing Tatum isn’t as charming as the real thang, and going from Rachel Griffiths to this d-bag is beyond a Step DOWN. And the plot? Who cares when there’s plenty o’ gyratin’ and ass-shakin’ to be done (esp in that hot wet scene at the end), that’s all nicely packaged in a PG-13 kinda way. This baby is (Balti)more or less the bestest/worstest dance sequel since Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, even if it make about as much sense as Giuliani’s presidential campaign. What more is there to say cept Briana Evigan > Jenna Dewan, duhvs!
we hope to see Evigan (who reminds us of a younger version of Lisa Sheridan) again and again
John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): sorta Jeepers Worth A Peepers, but only if you enjoyed SU#1
Cloverfield
The Who Cares Which Project
Trailers & Mo
85 minutes of shaky camera work is quite the assault on the eyes. But we’d choose that torture 4 zillion outta 4 zillion and 1 times instead of listening to the character ‘Hud’ babble on for any longer than 3 seconds. The special effected destruction of NYC was purty darn cool, but giving it the backseat to the perils of a few lameazoid twentysomethings was the wrong way to go. So what woulda been the right way? A film adaptation of the classic game Rampage. Not a total loss, cause we’d totally bang Odette Yustman in that hole in her shoulder. YUMM-O!!
John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
both flicks be in theaters NOW
until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
13. Feb, 2008 0 Comments
8-year old Conchords fan Verity Armitage is a Mel in training wheels [Secret Conchords show packs tiny store]
two words we don’t want to hear ever again
writer’s strike
luckily we won’t have to, for now
E! breaks down what the dealio be with all the shows
Señor Spielbergo has only room in his heart for one Olympics. So why don’t you go ahead and watch the bestest movie of 2005, AGAIN
The Col-Pop, an All-in-One Chicken Nugget and Soda Cup [Cuzin Dano]
Pet Peek, so your dog can sorta look like an astronaut, without leaving the yard!
boobies, you can drive my car [purty much NSFW]
who knew that we were so world renouned and readjectived?!
what the ufck is Seychelles?
GO TWERPS!
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
