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I mean, who wouldn’t want to join Allison Mack’s wall of weird?
24. Apr, 2018
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I mean, who wouldn’t want to join Allison Mack’s wall of weird?
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Cold War (Zimna wojna) Love (In Post-War) Is Hell Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 88 min Moral of the story – if you ever fall in love with a super talented, super fine looking lady, but she’s a giant pain in the ass and will destroy your soul and probably make you do […]
Vice The Long BigOfficial Site | Trailers & MoR | 132 min What can I say about Vice? Bale was amazing as Dick Cheney, but the main reason to see it is to see him in that transforming make-up and hair (or lack thereof), and those glasses. The rest of the movie? Bleeding liberal wanking, too […]
Mary Poppins ReturnsThe Old Disney Razzle Dazzle Made NewOfficial Site | Trailers & MoPG | 130 min Everything’s a winner in Mary Poppins Returns, and purists should have no cause for alarm, and everyone else should have cause to see this, cause it’s pure Disney movie magic, in that old fashioned way we knew and STILL […]
Vox LuxA Star Is MournOfficial Site | Trailers & MoR | 110 min Brady Corbet (yes, that guy!) aims for the (pop) stars in his second feature Vox Lux, which is part masterful, and part questionable. All in all, there’s a lot to take in, and a majority of the praiseworthy work belongs to Raffey Cassidy (and to Brady and […]
Mary Queen of Scots I’ve Seen Better Episodes Of The Tudors Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 125 min The history is interesting and worth telling, but the latest and not so greatest iteration of it – the Josie Rourke directed and Beau Willimon written Mary Queen of Scots – somehow doesn’t give the affairs the royal treatment it […]
Pan American – France poster circa 1965 [IPG]
Rita Hayworth and Charles Quigley in 1937’s The Game That Kills photo by A. L. Schafer
lost in the whole Kanye-SNL imbroglio… Teyana Taylor, and looking through her
Eleven Movies From 2018 That Popped My Eyes More Than Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Did in Mary Poppins Returns – 1) Won’t You Be My Neighbor? Fred, won’t you be our everything? You were. And we need you to be again. How do we bring you back to life??? – 2) Eighth Grade Our Bodies, Ourselfies. SAIL AWAY!!! – […]
another year has passed gas, and what a wet fart 2018 was. The Washington Post does an In/Out list thing, ushering what’s coming and what’s going in 2019, and we’ve been doing our own version of said list since 2006(!!!). our list is always IN! join IN the fun! OUT IN The Mueller Report – […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2017 and now, for the only awards that matter… Fourteenthial Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Thing In A Movie That Pissed Me Off More Than Urinating In and/or On My Own Pants trying to make Rose from Star Wars The Last Jedi a […]
Ten 2017 Movies That Rose Higher Than Rose From The Last Jedi – 1) Loving Vincent LOVE doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel about this waking life walk thru van Gogh’s paintings. this is one for the ages!! – 2) The Lost City of Z more of an Indiana Jones movie than Kingdom […]
2017 in TV was Tele-LICIOUS. somehow I still haven’t seen the new Twin Peaks, which is a miracle and a tragedy as the original is my favorite TV show of all time, but I’ll get to it in 2018, I promise – myself! anywho, here’s all the other stuff from TV that made my heart […]
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