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September 13th, 2018
Joyless Luck Club



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Crazy Rich Asians Can’t Buy Me Love or Entertainment Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 121 min I didn’t read the book Crazy Rich Asians (I’m into non-fiction, not made up malarkey), but I always like a good love story, and the one between Rachel Chu (Constance Wu) and Nick Young (Henry Golding) is a good enuff […]



August 17th, 2018
The Book Fief



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The Wife Scenes From A Marriage Mirage Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 100 min In Björn Runge‘s The Wife,  Glenn Close‘s actual daughter (Annie Starke) plays a younger version of her character, and her screen son is played by Max Irons, who is the actual son of her Reversal of Fortune co-star Jeremy Irons.  Got that?  Well, […]


August 15th, 2018
Klan Do Attitude



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BlacKkKlansman Spike-d Punch Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 135 min A black cop and Jewish cop go undercover as a single white minority-hating male to infiltrate a Colorado chapter of the Klu Klux Klan – and even trick former Grand Wizard and still current a$$hole David Duke into thinking they’re believers.  What a […]


August 14th, 2018
Our Bodies, Ourselfies



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Eighth Grade Adolescencesible Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 94 min I needed to see this Eighth Grade.  I was prepared to go it alone, but my wife is like, you can’t be a 40 year old man sitting in a theater seeing this solo.  So we went together! And so I got to […]


August 7th, 2018
The Ethan Hunt For More of Your Money



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Mission: Impossible – Fallout Impossible Missions Forced Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 148 min Nothing is impossible in the Mission: Impossible series, and nothing is possibly left to say or do as #6 – Fallout – shows.  The movie is fine.  It’s fun… enough.  It’s like all the other movies, cept this one is […]

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September 7th, 2018
Cue Burt



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Peace The Forks Out to Burt Reynolds


August 22nd, 2018
Coast-HER



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Roller Coaster Rabbit – Jessica Rabbit production cel (Walt Disney/Amblin, 1990)


August 8th, 2018
She Gave A Hoot



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Lynne Austin was THE original Hooters Girl and later a Playmate of the Month [NSFW], and then one-time wife of Philly Darren Daulton


July 18th, 2018
Investing & Inbreasting



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in October of 2006, Warren Buffett brought Bill Gates and members of the Berkshire Hathaway Board of Directors to a Hooters so they could pose for a photo with the Hooters girls that Buffett could later use for his Christmas Card. Buffett and Gates were given Hooters VIP Cards, which entitled them to free food at any of the […]


June 18th, 2018
Truth of Lasso



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belated, but beloveded… no offense to Gal Gadot, but Bella Heathcote is MY Wonder Woman

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March 2nd, 2018
The 2017 Thighsmans



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we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2017 and now, for the only awards that matter… Fourteenthial Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _   Thing In A Movie That Pissed Me Off More Than Urinating In and/or On My Own Pants trying to make Rose from Star Wars The Last Jedi a […]


February 22nd, 2018
Thighs Wide Movies 2017



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Ten 2017 Movies That Rose Higher Than Rose From The Last Jedi – 1) Loving Vincent LOVE doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel about this waking life walk thru van Gogh’s paintings.  this is one for the ages!! – 2) The Lost City of Z more of an Indiana Jones movie than Kingdom […]


January 5th, 2018
Thighs Wide Telly 2017



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2017 in TV was Tele-LICIOUS.  somehow I still haven’t seen the new Twin Peaks, which is a miracle and a tragedy as the original is my favorite TV show of all time, but I’ll get to it in 2018, I promise – myself!  anywho, here’s all the other stuff from TV that made my heart […]


January 1st, 2018
This Is List – 2018



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2017 was a Donald Dump of a year filled with lies, and not enough fries, and too many pregnant Kardashians, and WAY too many asshole men with their grubby hands, but 2018 is gonna be nuttin but peaches and roses and Flonase®.  I promise!  The Washington Post does a list thing, and we do too, cause if Star […]


March 8th, 2017
Barf Mitzvah



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we have no children, but we did give birth to this site 13 years ago today.  it’s getting Barf Fcuking Mitzvahed.  bozzle tov! here’s the highlights in posties with the mosties from this past year in Thighs… World’s Largest Ball Player – 450lbs!!!!! Wish I Was There guessing the Twin Peaks 2017 characters SUPER DICKMANN’S!!! ‘I’m […]

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