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November 2nd, 2018
Patch Madam



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A Private War Duty For Reporting Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 106 min Journalist Marie Colvin went to some hellish places and lived to report about it, until her luck ran out. Matthew Heineman‘s biopic about her – A Private War – starring Rosamund Pike as the fearless writer – shows us where she went and what she […]


November 1st, 2018
Maine Event, Round Four



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A Star Is Born Duo-Over Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min He can sing!  She can act!  For the first hour – they owned my heart and soul.  For the next hour and so, not AS much, but they still had a lot of it!  Man, that music was great! (and the […]


October 18th, 2018
Speed Dial



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The Guilty (Den skyldige) You Can Call Me Asger Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 85 min Not a big fan of films that take place in real time OR in one setting, and so I’m not a super big fan of films that take place in real time AND is in one setting, […]


September 13th, 2018
Joyless Luck Club



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Crazy Rich Asians Can’t Buy Me Love or Entertainment Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 121 min I didn’t read the book Crazy Rich Asians (I’m into non-fiction, not made up malarkey), but I always like a good love story, and the one between Rachel Chu (Constance Wu) and Nick Young (Henry Golding) is a good enuff […]


August 17th, 2018
The Book Fief



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The Wife Scenes From A Marriage Mirage Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 100 min In Björn Runge‘s The Wife,  Glenn Close‘s actual daughter (Annie Starke) plays a younger version of her character, and her screen son is played by Max Irons, who is the actual son of her Reversal of Fortune co-star Jeremy Irons.  Got that?  Well, […]

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October 17th, 2018
Skating On Thin Nice



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Rita Hayworth and Charles Quigley in 1937’s The Game That Kills photo by A. L. Schafer


October 9th, 2018
Taylor Made In Manhattan



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lost in the whole Kanye-SNL imbroglio… Teyana Taylor, and looking through her


October 8th, 2018
Mirren Lies The Rub



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I did it for you, and for country, and for humanity… Decider – Old Man And The See: Young Helen Mirren and Her Birthday Suit Make Quite The Splash in ‘Age of Consent’


September 7th, 2018
Cue Burt



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Peace The Forks Out to Burt Reynolds


August 22nd, 2018
Coast-HER



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Roller Coaster Rabbit – Jessica Rabbit production cel (Walt Disney/Amblin, 1990)

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March 2nd, 2018
The 2017 Thighsmans



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we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2017 and now, for the only awards that matter… Fourteenthial Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _   Thing In A Movie That Pissed Me Off More Than Urinating In and/or On My Own Pants trying to make Rose from Star Wars The Last Jedi a […]


February 22nd, 2018
Thighs Wide Movies 2017



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Ten 2017 Movies That Rose Higher Than Rose From The Last Jedi – 1) Loving Vincent LOVE doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel about this waking life walk thru van Gogh’s paintings.  this is one for the ages!! – 2) The Lost City of Z more of an Indiana Jones movie than Kingdom […]


January 5th, 2018
Thighs Wide Telly 2017



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2017 in TV was Tele-LICIOUS.  somehow I still haven’t seen the new Twin Peaks, which is a miracle and a tragedy as the original is my favorite TV show of all time, but I’ll get to it in 2018, I promise – myself!  anywho, here’s all the other stuff from TV that made my heart […]


January 1st, 2018
This Is List – 2018



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2017 was a Donald Dump of a year filled with lies, and not enough fries, and too many pregnant Kardashians, and WAY too many asshole men with their grubby hands, but 2018 is gonna be nuttin but peaches and roses and Flonase®.  I promise!  The Washington Post does a list thing, and we do too, cause if Star […]


March 8th, 2017
Barf Mitzvah



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we have no children, but we did give birth to this site 13 years ago today.  it’s getting Barf Fcuking Mitzvahed.  bozzle tov! here’s the highlights in posties with the mosties from this past year in Thighs… World’s Largest Ball Player – 450lbs!!!!! Wish I Was There guessing the Twin Peaks 2017 characters SUPER DICKMANN’S!!! ‘I’m […]

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