Pacific Theater of The Absurd

they say that war is hell, but we bet being a child actor is hactually much worse. those two worlds collide in HBO’s Band of Brothers meets Lost meets every war movie you’ve ever seen in The Pacific, where these tykes, who battled demons on islands before, are doing it again

James Badge Dale, Simon from the ’90 version of Lord of the Flies, as PFC Robert Leckie

Joseph Mazzello, the annoying kid from Jurassic Park, as PFC Eugene Sledge

sprekin of Thighrassic pork, whatever became of that annoying kid’s sister? oh, you mean, Ariana Richards, the cutie pie mcgee we wanted to make our wife back in 1993?  well, she’s now a painter, and waiting for the day when we’ll show up at her doorstep and paint a swimsuit onto her body like she was in SI

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