Floats That Ryan Moats My Boats
29. Aug, 2006 
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which is currently filled wit nuttin but Hopper
the 2nd greatistest artist of balls thyme
Orbit‘s Sweet Mint & Lemon Lime flavahs
which basically ends any chance of me trying
Fruit Stripe Gum again
the Ziegfeld’s month shlong
bestness festness
Fiery Furnisher
Matthew Friedberger’s
solo double disc delight
that’s 1/2 brills
and 1/2 nil of brill
‘Up The River’ [d]
totally childish
totally gay
drinking glasses from eBay
for my new pad
TV’s Invasion on DVD
for those who never got their
William Fitchner ninehead fix
or JOed to the JOingedness
of Kari Matchett
Vanilla Frosties from Wendy’s
dat make up for not having a
Steak ‘n Shake nearby
Jack’s 99 Cent Store
for all yer ghetto needs
like Christ figurines
and bootleg treats
& although I don’t own these
u all should donate a dollar each
so I cans
adidas TRON shoes!!!!!!!
(& don’t sleep on the
Kermit, Ms Piggy, Mr Happy, & Betty Boop kicks either!)
dem kicks be so sweet that
Tom Wellington provided us
with this hot-arsed
midweek Photochop
werd to yer Mon Mothma and the many Bothan spies who died to bring us the above information
