We Are All Made of Lars
16. Feb, 2006 
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space tupperware ownin’
blue milk drinkin’
Aunt Beru bangin’
son of Foghorn Cliegg-Horn
A Long Time Ago… – 2006
[hat & penis tip to Pakula Shaker]
After an highly emotional session of Space Senate, even the butt-faced people were brought to tears. Too bad their tears are fists, and they wail by making farting noises out of their butt mouths!!
Bye, bye, Mr Tatooine Pie (aka Lars Bars!)
I always meant to ask him why he said ‘that wizard [Obi Wan] is just a crazy old man‘ instead of ‘that man is just a crazy old wizard‘. I guess he’ll carry that secret to the grave like Stanley Kubrick and his true opinion of Anthony Michael Hall. Anywayz, peace the fork out yOwens, from Tosche Station to the Zulu Nation!!
BOOOO-nus: the one-armed man has joined his other arm in haven (which is juss like heaven cept with less Ruffalo, and juss like new haven, but a bit older) [via Tastical]
