Hot Cross Puns
04. Nov, 2005 
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[wit indirect help from Gawd,
whose father may have invented Crazy Bread]
And you love to hate them, or bake to flub them, here are yer un-mark duper super sleepy sleepers, not sponsored in part by Sleepy’s…
• QB – Brad Johnson vs DET, cause I heard he was the Isaac of the SS Sex Boat, and Isaac always gave you service with a smile
• RB – Cedric Benson at NO, cause he’s an entertainer
• WR – Bryant Johnson vs SEA, cause he’s an investor in ‘Big Johnson’ tees
• TE – Jermaine Wiggins vs DET, cause the Isaac of the SS Sex Boat can probably only throw Mark Brunell length passes from ’04, aka 6 yds
• K – Matt Bryant vs CAR, cause if he married Bryant Johnson, he’d be… er, um, Matt Johnson?
• D – Tenn at CLE, cause Tennesseein’ is Tennebelievin’
Before we depart for a couple o’ days… boo, woo-who, never knew, para tu, and glue! AND TWINS!! [last via Hammer Time]
And we can all rest a bit easier this weekend after finally learning who put the ‘man’ in ‘Manning‘…
