Fez To UsFor The Rest of Us
22. Dec, 2004 
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– Word has it that Her Former Royal Thighness and Fez are gettin it on again. Maybe he had second thoughts after her thighs slimmed down.
– The Spice Girls to reunite… for a baptism?!
– Scarlett Johansson, the next Queen of England?
– Somebody call in Will Smith, cause we’re gonna need him to take down HUBO. ‘Ah, hellllz no!’
– Speaking of Humanoids, Daft Punk will drop their third LP, Human After All, in March of Oh-Five!
– Fockers, so far 41% rotten.
– Inspired by Kanye West, The Archdukes want to make a hip-hop record. I’m sure this news will make Angelina’s panties all wet.
– Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is a fine actor, but no one should ever play Elvis eggcept for Michael St. Gerard.
– On MTV2’s Subterranean last week, Le Tigre hate on Limp Bizkit and love on LL. Click here for the vid.
– On Saturday, January 8th at 7:00 p.m. at the DirectorsÂ’ Guild Theater, The Museum of the Moving Image will present a special screening of Sideways, followed by a discussion with stars Paul Giamatti, Virginia Madsen, and Thomas Haden Church. Tix are $18 for the public and $12 for Museum members. Tickets go on sale Wednesday, December 22 at 10:00 a.m. Call (718) 784-4520 to reserve yours now.
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– Can you imagine having a baby that only weighed an 8.6 ounces? Or how bout giving birth to Refrigerator Perry, who entered the world at 13 1/2 pounds (btw, u can hire him for your next event)! I feel bad for my mumsy cause I popped out at 10 hefty lbs! My gynormus size inspired me papa to (unsuccessfully) get one of those ‘Home of the Whopper’ banners from Burger King. See, I was born fat and with fast food on the brain. Too bad BK has the world’s wurstest fries!
– Nothing sez Merry Chrismukkah like a Nixon Bowling Bobblehead or Doggy Poo.
– Disneyland, the orgy [sorta NSFW via Metafilter]
