Rumors On The Internets

Me just got back from having the GAYest ole time in lovely San Fran. I ate so much Rice-a-Roni that I can’t even write about it all right here, right now. But in the meantime, here’s the crap you’all would rather read:

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– STOP THE PRESSESSES: Lohan fears kissing guys onscreen! And Papa Lohan BLASTS her ‘lowlife’ friends!

– Zellweger still filling her gynormus cheeks with Jack’s whites?

– The greatestist band named after an element, Air will supply some French fried background music for the Ballet Preljocaj when it hits BAM in early November. Now normally I wouldn’t be caught dead at the ballet or anything that had 2 ‘j’s in its name, but tickle me curious and elmo! [via TheOnlyShoppppe In Town]

– What more appalling in this picture, the kid (mischa) barfin or the dude who decided to wear that rad brown jacket? [via Zach de la Roachclip]

– If you’ve been living in cave with Osama, then you probably haven’t peeped JibJab’s latest political hootenanny.

– Some Singaporean bloke shoved three and a lil bit o’ hamburgers in his mouth to broke the world record. Obviously the Guinness Record peoples have never followed me into a White Castle cause I can fit a sack in my mouth… hairy or shavenened.

– Unemployed or work the graveyard shift at McDougals? Then yer probably one of the only peoples who can czech out the Raveonettes this Thursday at 5pm at The Delancey.

Two questions that make yer anal itch:

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– What ever happened to lil Newt from Aliens?

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– What’s up with things that are deviled?

And here’s yer headline to get yer day going…

Doctor Accused Of Paying Fine With Feces-Covered Money [via Michelin-Man]

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