Separation of Church & Stains
07. Sep, 2004 
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– The world’s most lamestist show, 7th Heaven, is about to get a lil sexier this season cause one of the Camden kids is gonna partake in some premarital poonanny and penis action. However, ‘don’t expect anything more graphic than kissing and handholding.’ Sounds more like 7th Hell if you ask me.
– Ever wanted to be the Skipper or Thurston Howell the III or bone a movie star and Mary Anne? Sign up to be a castaway on TBS’ The Real Gilligan’s Island. Too bad the Real Gilligan doesn’t give his blessing.
– Or think yous gots what it takes to be a Harlem Globetrotter? Send yer info to Arizona.
– Fantabulous pairings: TiVo and Netflix, Stan Lee + Hugh the Hef, pecan waffles and my mouth, and Her Royal Thighness & His Royal Thighness.
– These bars of soap are killer! [via Zach de la Roachclip]
– Speaking of Mr Zach de la Roachclip, he’s my boy and the f-in genius behind those Juicy Fruit ads where the pinata comes to life at a party. Well, his genius is on display once again with this Dummy ad for J-Fruit.
– We all love watching biznitches beat the fork outta each other. [via Curfurnurder]
– So did Santa Claus sip Pina Coladas at the North Pole 55 million years ago?
– Michael Moore wants more than a doc Oscar for his F-9/11. Would he be happy if Dinty Moore give him a lifetime supply of soup? And will the real Dinty Moore please stand up?
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– John Kerry not only looks like many a movie and cereal monsters, but Mr Snow Miser as well. [via Turlet Dropper]
– OK, which one of yous is going to buy me this Maryland Matters tee? I’m also searching for a Virginia Is For Losers tee if anyone knows of one. [via My Man Marvkus]
– “I was probably president because of Bob Redford.” – Jimmy ‘Crazylegs’ Carter.
– Jeopardy, I mean, Ken Jennings is back!
– Who doesn’t want to visit Molvania: The Land Untouched By Modern Dentistry? [via Pony Eggspress]
– Olav Heyerdahl to direct the sequel to grandaddy Thor’s hit Kon-Tiki.
– Got a great idea like creating the world’s first underwater Trapper Keeper or non-smelly tuna? Submit yers to Ideas Happen and they may just give you 25K to make it happen. I also want to bring Fred ‘Rerun’ Berry back from the dead.
– Bored? Play around with this guy and this thing.
– And you’all butter hurry to yer local auction site for authentic Hurricane Frances memorabilia before it’s all gone or worthless!
