Bratwurst

15. Sep, 2004 0 Comments

this bad publicity won't help her Lohan/Dukakis campaign

– The most fair and balanced periodical in the world, The National Enquirer, dubbed Her Royal Thighness HOLLYWOOD’S BIGGEST BRAT (I guess Benjamin Bratt didn’t qualify). We all know she’s a bit too much to handle when she’s on the drink, but did you know she’s really a mean girl with no love for her friends or fans? She told pal Tara Reid, “You’re a has-been! You’re so over it’s not even funny!” Well, that may be an awful thing to say, but it’s not like she’s lying! And Lohanski even alienated other gal pal Mischa Barfon by saying such smack like, “Mischa’s TV and I’m movies. Everyone knows I’m the bigger star.” Ahhhh snap! Word has it from the Nash Enq that LL Cool Bean also “made two kindergarten-age girls cry when they tried to approach her in a restaurant…. telling the waitress to keep them away from her table.” I guess when VH1 does their next Divas special, they know who to call. Yoooooooooowzer!!

– According to the press secretary for the Embassy of Kazakhstan, Borat doesn’t know a thing about his home country. You mean to tell me that women aren’t kept in cages? The national sport isn’t shoot dog? And their isn’t a movie called Dirty Jew? Damn, a day ago, I actually wanted to visit that country. So I guess they don’t have problem with transport neither. [via Ism de Lindsay]

– Did a plane really fly into the Pentagon on 9/11 or was it something else? I never even thought about it until I saw this. Or is that just some conspiracy nonsense. Snopes seems to think so. [via BronxRose]

– On November 2nd, please vote and then have sex. [via MC Kan’t Make It Up]

– Synthetic urine is all the rage these days. So is Kama Sutra in the classroom. [via Made of Brawnstein]

don't call it a comeback, cause it isn't one

– William Shatner may have just won an Emmy, but he’s still a has been, according to the title of his latest album (give some listenage to his umcredible cover of Pulp’s ‘Common People’ if you haven’t already done so).

– I’ll bet you a zillion billion dollars that Tony Danza’s character on his new show is also named Tony.

– Yuri In Cab. Ali G rip-off or second-rate Ill Mitch? Either way, WTF? [via Shady Acres’ Son]

– I love Travis, but they make some of the lamestist videos. Their new one is no eggception.

– John Waters’ latest, A Dirty Shame, has its own blog. And with Remy Yorkish at the wheel, it’s guaranteed not to be awful, unlike Zach Braff’s blizog.

– Neue Yawkers, click here for a free screening of Alec Baldwin’s latest.

– I never wanted to see Tracey Gold look so sad.