Weight An F-in Minute
30. Jun, 2004 
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– What’s the biggest waste of money since Playskool’s My Buddy? My Pet Fat. This is quite possibly the wurst weight-loss idea ever. I mean, why not just inhale bacon, shower in mayo, and watch the lbs disappear.
– Me peeped Ladysmith Black Mambazo‘s show at the World Financial Center Plaza last night. Money spot was when they rocked “Homeless”, off of Paul Simon’s Graceland. If I were dead loaded, I would hire them to sing in my office all day long. Sh%t be relaxing like the Joy of Painting with Bob Ross.
– Welcome to Lohan Planet. Today’s topics are: Dooney & Bourke (whoever the scrooge they are) have chosen Ms LL as the new face for their product AND daddy Lohan doesn’t pay his hotel billz. Pee es- can Friday’s b-day celebration come any sooner?
– I’m sure most of these don’t taste like chicken.
– Jackie White and his Seven Nation Army have lauched a jihad on a 26-year-old filmmaker who made a documentary about em. Will this turn out to be the most controversial movie since Lilo & Stitch? Stay tuned folks.
– Boo to this Coquette. Who-ray to this Coquette.
– This picture of the Olsen twits is too nasty to even post. [Link via Cef-Dawg]
– bangme.net and Commodore 64 porn. [Links via Tim “Fudger” Altie]
– What will be fall TV’s least TiVoed show: I Hate My Job hosted by the Rev Al Sharpton.
And for shiz and nibbles:
– Chuck E. Cheese mascot attacked with pizza and threatened with a beating by an angry mum who said he wasn’t paying enough attention to her child.
– Meet my wife, Ye Olde 96er: 6 pounds of beef, one large onion, two whole tomatoes, a half a head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some pickles. Just “some” pickles. What’s up wit dat?
Qwik note: a lot of past postings will have pictures missing. Daddy Thigh Master is aware and working on it like a box of Popeye’s fried chicken. Thanks for your pay-shence.
