Tits All WaysButter On Holly Daze

Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

My a$$ and grundle will be Louisville bound later on today. So I keep asking meself over and over, why the fudgecicles am I headed to the birthplaces of the L-Slugger bats and Muhammad Ali? Oh, yeah, the sausage fest better known as The 3rd Annual Lebowski Fest, that’s why!! Who knows what shennigans lay ahead this weekend for me and the Rocktown, MD boyz, but seeing many men dressed as Jesus can’t be all that bad, eh?

Anywho, here’s some crap to get you thru the day…

– Since So Sayeth the Peabs went the way of the VHS cassette, the Coz had to do something with his flizzum and ecto-flazzum. Unfortunately, that flimbozzol has been turned into a new cartoon called Fatherhood. Coz, wtf? Why not give the Peabs and the peoples what they want: Leonard Parts 1-5.

– Speaking of le Coz, his son Theo is going to play the Queen Mermaid in Coney Island’s annual Mermaid Parade, next Saturday, the 26th. And get this, the ever-bald Moby, he’s going to suit up to portray King Neptune!!

Crap and 3/4

– Me favorite cartoon character ever, Donald Duck, is finally gettin’ some respect. He just got honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk o Fame, along with James “Scotty” Doohan.

– Raj Ebert’s gone insane. Although I have yet to see it, how could he give the shmaltz-a-thon known as The Terminal 3 n’ 1/2 stars and the breast comedy since Lebowski and Rushmore a measly 1 n’ 1/2 stars? This is the greatest injustice of halves since the Fonz directed Cop & 1/2.

– Madonna wants people to start calling her Esther. Madge, are you trying to make everyday be Purim or something? And also Material has-been, Jewish people don’t wear huge crosses or hump them either.

– My girl Vega$, and fellow LL fanatic, has just joined the Blogosphere. Her thang, Cityrag, hasn’t been up too long, but has already got the attention of them peeps over at Gawker, and for good reason, cause it f-in rocks… just like LL.

– Do you like bukkake? [Link via Tim “Fudger” Altie]

– Germans beware, there’s a samurai on the loose!

– And finally, an Oregon doctor told his patient that having sex with him would help her pelvic pain. I think tits about time I left my job at the cartoon porn factory and got my a$$ into the medical profession! Have a kick-a$$ weak end everyone!!!

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