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28. Jun, 2004 
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– Who’s the king of all Randalls Island news? None other than ProductshopNYC. The Island said peace out to Lollapalooza last week and the Cure’s depressing tour may bite the dust as well. But there be light at the end of the tunnel folks. How does Little Steven’s International Underground Garage Festival starring Iggy Pop & The Stooges, The Strokes, The New York Dolls, Bo Diddley, The Raveonettes, The Mooney Suzuki, and many more for only one Andrew Jackson sound to you’alls? Gawd bless you Silvio!!
– One of the best non-fiction shows ever returns July 6th: The 2004 World Series of Poker. In the meantime, czech out what color commentator Norman Chad has to say about America’s obsession with dodgeball.
– What do a fake mustache, a mullet, the solar system, and a keytar all have in common? This. [Link via Tim “Fudger” Altie]
– POLAPOLAPOLAPOLAPOLAPOLAPOLAPOLAPOLA.
– Bruce Willis seeks to end his baldness.
– Me and Lohan, the buxom 17 & 11/12th year old, must share the same brain. Both of our dream projects would be “a movie with Johnny Depp or Jude Law. I’m in love with them both.†Girl, you’ll be a woman soon.
– The folks over at Chosen Couture are quickly becoming more urban than Urban Outfitters. They’ve added many a fine products to their site. So which one of yous wants tos buys mees this apron?
– Did you know that you should never carry a hoe into the house. If you do so by mistake, carry it out again and walk backwards to avoid bad luck. Damn hoes!! Click me for more superstitions.
– Time to get a rotary phone cause a Hungarian study found that mobile phones may damage sperm. I mean, text messaging isn’t worth losing future generations of Thigh Masters, right?
– And finally, we can rest assure as Lawmakers Loosen Potluck Dinner Rules.
