Cotton Eyed Hos

the real dream team

– My man Tony Kornhesier, aka TK Stack Money, is pretty jazzed about the CBS fall sitcom based on his Washington Post articles called Listen Up. I am too, cause they got Jason Alexander to play him and get this, Maclom-Jamal Warner to play Wilbon. TK sez, “I knew the toughest part of casting the role would be finding somebody as hot looking as I am.” It’s safe to say that this will be more funnieriest than the Friends spin-off Joey.

– Guess who has dethroned Waffle House as the king of waffles? John Kerry. Type “waffles” into Google and see for yourself. How is this possible? Read here.

– The dude who made that umcredible faux Hobbit trailer is at it again. This time around he created a teaser for Star Wars: Episode III utilizing parts of Natalie Portman’s pregnancy scenes from Where the Heart Is.

– The Empire Polo Club, home to the greatest American concert: Coachella, wants to stage a similar event, but for country music. I guess in the dance tent they could have that technoesque version of “Cotton Eyed Joe” by Rednex play all day long.

too cool for school... mates

– According to my favorite periodical, WebIndia123.com, Lindsay Lohan was a real mean girl in her high school days. But can you fault an uber-hottie who just wants to hang out with the “cool people”? Me thinks snot.

– Finally, I’ll post a full report of my Merryland weekend getaway (mainly eating and watching stuff) as soon as I can understand why anyone would have cicada envy

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