This, That, The Cat& Papa Thigh Master!
18. May, 2004 
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– Searching for the ultimate LL boob pic? Search no further and click me now. As to the authenticity of the photo, Da Fake Detective (fake-detective.com) was quoted on el f.u.b.a.r., “If it’s a fake, I can see no true signs of fakery.” Case closed. Now we just have to find out if dem babies is real!
– The Siren Festival just got a lil louder. And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Mission Of Burma, Electric Six, Vue, and The Thermals have been added to the already stellar line-up. See you on the Boardwalk… juss stay away from me and my Nathan’s corn dog farts. [Buzz right back at cha ProductChopNyc]
– Havana, Rio de Janeiro, Istanbul, and Leipzig have all been eliminated as Summer Olympic 2012 candidates. Like any of them had a friggin chance against the five final heartbeats: Paris, New York, Moscow, London, and Madrid. Note to IOC: please don’t bring the Olympics to our already smelly/busy/crazy/beautiful city. Unless hot dog eating becomes an event.
– Texas has the finest instruments and education… a student dares another student into drinking chemicals. I wonder what would have happened if he just choose the “Physical Challenge“?
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– Willie Hung hung high above the Backstreet Boys, Lenny “Un-Original” Kravitz, and many others as the Wango Tango On-Air Festival headliner. Seriously, when’s this joke going to end? He’s already surpassed his 15 minutes of fame by about 30 minutes!
– Finally, my father, Thigh Master The I, is the f-in man. Not only does he rock the beard like no other, but he always gives back to the community.
