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04. May, 2004 
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Folks, the wait is over. The Master of Thighs and ceremonies has recommandered control of this website. No longer will you have to read about sausages and uh, um, sausages. I’m back from the desert and I’m covered in dirt, my own melted skin, the smell of hipsters, and powdered sugar from the 2 funnel cakes I ate. So, did Coachella riz-ock or what?
Picture of me riz-ocking at Coachella
(stache-less)
But more on that when I’m actually awake and not inhaling funnel cakes…
Here’s some qwik nib-zibbles-rob-dibbles to start your day:
– Who wants to “buy” this UTZ tie for me?
– The uber Russian, uber hotties, pseudo-lesbian duo, t.A.T.u. have found a new use form their acronym… fighting tobacco use.
The ladies hate smoking, although
they have smoking hot bodies
– Liam Gallagher is forming a supergroup featuring former Stone Roses’ guitarist John Squire and George Harrison’s son Dhani. Here’s an artists rendering of what the “supergroup” will look like:
Looks familiar. Sounds familiar.
– Maybe you’ve seen all of these, but just another reason why we shouldn’t have gone to Iraq. Sometimes it shameful to be an American. Link via The Zach Attack.
We’re the US of Assholes
Its good to be back. Full scizzle-scoop on the hiz, the whiz, and the shiz, that was COACHELLA 2004 to be posted sooon!!
Big ups to Danny Boy for taking care of the shoppee whilst I was away. You are now excommunicated from this site and exiled to the isle Elba.
