Wednesday’s Addaammss
13. Apr, 2004 
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 I’d rather see Uma in Vol 2 of this than that Tarantino dumbfest called Kill Bill. |
These People Were Born
1904 – Sir John “Feel Good” Gielgud
1925 – A-Rod Steiger
1941 – Pete “Every” Rose “Has Its Thorn”
1961 – Robert “Begbie” Carlyle
1968 – Anthony Michael Hall “& Oates”
1977 – Sarah Michelle Gellar – I’d give you a nickname, but you broke my heart when you married that bonehead Prinze the XVI. Also, you should have left Buffy dead. Thanks for ruining that series by airing it for two more years. PS – I love you… you, you, you!
 “He’ll [Picasso] never amount to anything.” -Caledon ‘Cal’ Hockley |
And This Shit Happened
1828 – Noah Webster copyrights the first edition of his dictionary. He then builds an ark with enough space for 2 of every word.
1860 – The first Pony Express rider reaches Sacramento, California. In preparation of the trip, the rider had to play hours of the 5th grade classic computer game, The Oregon Trail.
1865 – Honest Abe Lincoln gets gunned down in a drive by, by JW Booth. Two years later, Abe Lincoln releases an album posthumously ala Tupac.
1910 – Prezident Taft begins the tradition of throwing out the first baseball on opening day. He also introduced nachos, Dipping Dots, and cold pretzels to America’s pastime.
1912 – The Titanic strikes an iceberg and Billy Zane’s career takes a turn for the worse.
The goal was never to get to Oregon, but to
see how quickly you could drown or starve your
family or see how many American Indians it
would take to kill your whole wagon train.
