She Drives Me Carb Crazy
25. Apr, 2004 
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– An Atkins dieting Utah couple gots booted out of an all-you-can-eat buffet after overloading on roast beef. “Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story.” – Lionel Hutz
 It tastes almost as awful as Pepsi |
– In other bacon diet news, Coca-Cola will start to sell C-2, a new soda with half the sugar, carbs, and calories of regular colas. We’ve surely come a long way since the days of Jolt Cola and their “Twice the Sugar. Twice the Caffeine.” mantra.
– A good way to cut down on your dog’s carb intake: Let em eat 28 golf balls.
– Leonardo da Vinci not only invented Cheez Whiz and lawn darts, but he also invented the automobile.
