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– While taking a break from inventing solar-powered flash lights and ice cube warmers, a Polish costal town is seriously thinking about enlarging the breasts of their belovededed mermaid statue. I hear that Ustka, Poland is sister cities with the other Mecca of boob enhancement, Los Angeles.

The Christ does it again!!! Last week, after catching Mel Gibson’s latest musical, a Texan man confessed to a murder, and this week a Norwegian neo-Nazi has confessed to two unsolved bombings from the early 90s. I wonder if GW Bush saw it yet. He’d come out of the theaters and confess to the world that he doesn’t know what he’s doing, let alone remember which movie he just saw.

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