Thighs Wide Shut

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

but will the Lebowski Fest be outdone by the inaugural Office Convention being held later this month in Scranton, PA? [PradaShopNYC]

Oasis/Blur feud officially ends

Keds/Mischa Barton lovefest officially continues

Mel Gibson’s tenure as chief jerkass officially to never end!

Moby’s cooler than you

hate you some touchdown Jesus loving shizzle in the NFL? Blame Herb Lusk

a Pablo Escobar film without the talents of Billy Walsh or Vincent Chase

Tori Spelling is a Pussy-dog faced yuck bag

Jason Takes Aresnio

Harvard Scientists Build a Device to Smoke Weed During Brain Scan [Ceffie]

The Top Ten Strange and Unusual Japanese Chewing Gums

39 Flight of the Conchords icons

the oilyistest butt you’ll see all day [NSFW]

Bacon Apple Pie

Mario loves laying pipe, and you love smoking from one. Finally, the two have merged [PakulaShaker]

помогите разобраться люди, methinks that’s Russian for slutty old hag who has trouble hiding her areola

death from dragons fucking cars

and while we missed out on birthday kugs and hisses for the bestest set of spicy Italian NSFW tatties nick goings, we would never forget about extending 20th b-day wishes and extending our penis to Her Former Royal Thighness, Camilla Belle

Brett Ratner NOT voted greatestistest director of all time

Ewan McGregor agrees, George Lucas is the new Brett Ratner

and apparently George owes this dude’s sister some money… maybe he can pay with Captain Eo movie props!

Zeptember may bypass Rocktober and go straight to November

Ebert’s missing thumbs

Madison’s square garden (read: vagina) gets between Cuthbest and her Ranger

whomever put Hayden Panettiere in that outfit is my hero [UMC]

a doggy do: buy me the Conchords DVD, which hits streets a day before me b-day

a doggy don’t… miss:

Rosamund Pike is soon to be Mrs British Director Who Wears Red Sunglasses

Superman Donovan lets some sunshine in on his take of Weeds‘ ‘Little Boxes’ theme

Paul McCartney totally bags chicks that you’ve probably JOed to, cept maybe Renee Smellweger

Maggie Gyllenhaal Lingerie Pictures Are Not Sexy

20 Big-Time Plot Twists, sadly not including Haute Tension‘s, which is one of the best wurstest ones mt FUJIest

Springfield trying to figure out what to do with ‘the hand’

here lie the two mos pimpinest Alex Trebek pics

[Tim’s TV Thing]

I dunno if this is really Martina Hingis, but I’d totally let her paddle my balls [NSFW]

the single mos important link for any football fan wonderin what awful games will be shown in their household, hispecially if they is not from the area originally (I’m stuck with the Jets AND the Giants for 17 weeks, so please shoot me in the head) [Guns n Rosenthal]

Top 25 Best Selling Video Games Of All Time

classic NES games, dunn up Warrick Lego stizz [Spencer For Hires Root Beer]

Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8

Kewlopolis, the city where all the kewl kids totally rawk out, yo!

MadLibs on the web… be sure to use ‘poopstain’ as a noun

for the last first time, we are not affiliated with Derya’s myspace page or Bill Murray [2nd one from J$]

and lookin for the world’s wurstest mini-games based off one of the world’s wurstest movies ever created by a human being? spanks to Warner Bros, they put all dem Death To Smoochy games in one place!

If I could trade hands and a mouth with one person, it would have to be Nancy O’Dell’s baby girl‘szszzszzz

[mo snaps]

American Dreamzzzz cum true part II: the GZA performing Liquid Swords in tits entirety, finally, in my neck of the woods [Lover of Pâté]

the only good thang that became of Kubrick’s death: DVDs with actual extras!

photos from The Dark Knight set, which still includes a Gotham City that looks nothing like Gotham City [Pakula Shaker]

Disney & George Lucas in bed together again. No relation to Faptooine

HBO renews Conchords, and sadly Entourage. Hopefully this will mean more Mel and more of Anna Faris’ magically enhanced lips? Speaking of the ‘chords, how dumbcredible was ‘The Prince of Parties’ ditty from last night’s show?

Alex Trebek cusses, with mustache in tow!

Separated At Birth: Borat & young Amy Winehouse

pimps of sneakers

Rare Mark Rypien Zubaz Hat

Hurriace Howard Dean

& knock-offs worth beating off to:

Shockwave mp3
Tranformer/Player

I aint no Trekkie, but this might go down as one of the mos on-pointestist casting calls of balls thyme

Falkor’s Sister lesbian dancing on the set of the t.A.T.u. flick and a big fan of fruit-roll up dresses

The 2nd Ave Deli hated old people, and apparently still hates the idea of being open for bidness

Warhol vs Bansky

who wouldn’t want to go Downes on Katie? [NSFW]

André Gower digs up sum mo Monster Squad deleted scenes that didn’t make it onto the recent DVD set

speaking on DVDs, why the hell was I not alerted about the Voyagers! box set? Don’t know what I’m talkin about? It’s a show like Quantum Leap, cept less lame and less Bakulariffic. Breast In Peace Jon-Erik Hexum!!

to hell with the Alamo, cause you should never forget when Bea Arthur & Star Wars joined forces for the first and last thyme

finestestest way to waste 13 minutes: Google Image search the TWS dot WHOREg

is it football season yet? for this Redskins fan, he never has to ask such a question [Roachclip]

If I could captain one boat, it would be De Pannenkoekenboot (for you idjiots who can’t finger it out tis a Pancake Boat!!) [Ad Mich]

Rygar glitches

it’s no Red Sauce on Pasta, but it’ll do

[Wrestle wit Jimmy, which is kinda NSFW]

and if for those still knot in the knows, The Flight of the Conchords are truly the kneessszz beeszzz. While Tenacious D are kinda funny, these Kiwis are kinda the fourth bestest comedic musical group mt EVERest, behind Weird Al, Spinal Tap and the unintentionally hilariousnessness of Rockapella. Anywho, in anticipation of a full album due out on Sub Pop in the ’08, a small lil 6 song EP was released today called The Distant Future. It includes studio versions of ‘Business Time‘, ‘If You’re Into It‘ & ‘Not Crying‘ + live rendishes of ‘The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room‘ & ‘Robots‘. A muss have for any Conchords fan (I hear Mel camped out for 8 months), cause even without the videos, the songs shine on their own when you juss focus on the music

there be sum thangs
that wees been lovin dis summer
so we thought
that u outta know
what sum o dez thangs wees be summer lovins!