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the city of Scranton hearts The Office, even if Jim has been the only one to have actually visited

and Borat…

visits Germany’s TV Total show

chats with Jon Stewart

visits Amsterdam

and their prostitutes

drops in on Holland TV’s Jensen!, Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

crosses the Mexican-American border (deleted scene)

and is invited to visit Kazakhstan!

this will never get old
even if the shlong remains the same

I’m off to Bloomington/RCA Dome
for it’s do or thigh time for our beloved Skins

GO CARDS/END OF BASEBALLS!

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ParaskevidekatriaIs The New Diarrhea

Supposedly my granpa and namesake feared Friday the 13th, so instead of 13 photochops, I did 10 less in his honor


and what is sure to be the greatistest soundtrack since Trainspotting 1 & 2: BORAT: STEREOPHONIC MUSICAL LISTENINGS THAT HAVE BEEN ORIGIN IN MOVING FILM BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN [pre-order]


here be the tracklisting…

1. ‘Chaje Shukarije’ – Esma Redzepova
2. ‘Born To Be Wild’ – Fanfare Ciocarlia
3. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 1
4. ‘Siki, Siki Baba’ – Kocani Orkestar
5. ‘Gypsy’s Kolo’ – Jony Iliev & Band
6. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 2
7. ‘Eu Vin Acasa Cu Drag’ – Stefan de la Barbulesti
8. ‘In My Country There Is Problem (Throw the Jew Down the Well)’ – Borat & Anthony Hines
9. ‘Grooming Pubis’ – Erran Baron Cohen
10. ‘Magic Mamaliga’ – O.M.F.O.
11. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 3
12. ‘Money Boney’ – O.M.F.O.
13. ‘You Be My Wife’ – Borat (featurings Belinda Bedekovi?)
14. ‘Ederlezi’ – Goran Bregovic
15. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 4
16. ‘Mahalageasca (Bucovina Dub)’ – Mahala Rai Banda vs. Shantel
17. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 5
18. ‘O Kazakhstan’ – Erran Baron Cohen

Enhanced CD Content:
1. Cheese – (Deleted Scene)
2. ‘Humor Coach’ – (Entire Scene From Film)
3. ‘O Kazakhstan (sing-a-long clip with lyrics)’ – (Entire Clip From Film)

ALL HAIL KAZAKHSTAN’S PYRAMID!!

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28 Days Slater¶


GO YOU!

why you? cause ewes and only yous and yer deep pockets can turn yer dearest Thigh Master into the next Zach Slow:


[bid away vias con Roachclipo]

yeah, you remember Lily Allen dearest, write? well yer mumble narrator, who practically made her a star, still throb hearts her like mad. and while we’ll be czechin her shiz up and down at her first US stop, Rocktober 10th at the Hiro, we’d still like to take her on a blinged out date complete with 18 inch salami slaps to the face! and while you empty your wallets, I’m stealing Andy Roddick’s mojo circa ’05 and rizockin out to my flav LA tune of the momes: ‘Friday Night’ [duhvs course!]

¶title jacked from Team Tiger Awesome

special spanks to SPax-man for the pun brain and barn storming

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ShoFar From Heaven


GO MEMBERS OF THE TRIBE, WHO’LL BE PARTYING LIKE IT’S 5767!

Previously on the OC: And We’ll Party Like It’s 5765!

and, meet Little Mister Sunshine


[Gulf of Sonkin]

pee es – does anyone speak Norwayanese?

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