27. Apr, 2007 
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Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett kicks it, for good & in his honor, we do the mash, the MOOONNSSTER MASH! [d]
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Mr Avis gets hert(z)
Shot Put Innovator to be put underground
& not the creator of Six Feet Under goes six feet under
12. Apr, 2007 0 Comments
We are what we pretend to be,
so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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If you can do a half-assed job of anything,
you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something,
learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around,
and don’t let anybody tell you different.
How nice–to feel nothing,
and still get full credit for being alive.
True terror is to wake up one morning
and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math,
that doesn’t mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion.
I myself prefer to laugh,
since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
30. Mar, 2007 0 Comments
Noah built an Ark to save his family and the world’s dopest animals from the oncoming Great Flood. So I got to wondering who Joakim Noah would build an ark for
Carter coached
Rick Gonzalez
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no Yankee hunter, but any kind o’
catfish
the out of sync stylings of
Milli Vanilli
(including the bones of Rob Pilatus)
conclusion jumper
Richard Riehle
man of a thousand OOGly faces
Michael Jackson
Bros Mario geist
Boo
finkers
Mischa & Falkor Barton
stinkers
Eagle Eye & Neneh Cherry
hairy half-caf mulatto duo
Kravitz-Bonet
plague-infested enemy of
Gibson Rickenbacker from Cyborg
rocky roader
Sloth
the always eating tunafish lips of
Kyra Sedgwick
poorman’s Chewbacca
Ookla The Mok
not so young cannibal
Roland Gift
terror dogs
Vinz Clortho & Zuul
the manly men of
Encino
world’s mos ugly and deceased dog
&
how could one leave out
the patriarch of all this poopedness
Yannick
29. Mar, 2007 0 Comments
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
