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Tossing Blair Waldorf's Salad

06. Dec, 2007 0 Comments

she can take my broken penis if she wants!

is there anyone who doesn’t have a hard-on(e) for Leighton Meester?

Goldenfiddle, your amazing

Marisa Tomei’s boobs are cinema 2007’s breast! And here they are for you NSFW jerknuts who haven’t seen this yumcredible movie yet

the Jesus Lizard Camp?

for sale: a black kid’s computer desk [GrowBrain]

we took time out for Time Out NY

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Pac-Man Christmas tree [NOTCOT]

death from a turducken [NSFW]

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Peace Train

04. Dec, 2007 0 Comments

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to

Robert
Craig
‘Evel’
Knievel Jr
like kriss kross, he knew how to JUMP JUMP!
1938 – 2007

William
‘Bill’
Karnet
Willis
what you talkin bout willis?
1932 – 2007

William
‘Bill’
John
Hartack Jr.
he got so lucky in kentucky
1932 – 2007

Shmuel
‘Mel Tolkin’
Tolchinsky
he was a tolkin white man
1913 – 2007

Roger
Bonham
Smith
roger is he!
1925 – 2007

Henry
John
Hyde
hyde and SEEK!
1924 – 2007

Tommy
Kron
his road was not so glorious
1943 – 2007

Ralph
Milton
Beard Jr.
shaving sucks
1927 – 2007

&

James
Robert
Cade
he had it made in the shade and gatorade!
1927 – 2007

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Missing Peaces

27. Nov, 2007 0 Comments

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to

Sean
Michael
Taylor
was on his way to being one of the bestest ever
1983 – 2007

Kevin
DuBrow
quiet forever
1955 – 2007

Peter
Zinner
deer oh dear!
1919 – 2007

Herbert
Saffir
this was the story of mr hurricane
1917 – 2007

Thomas
Christian
Johnson
a case of the habs and the habs not
1928 – 2007

Joseph
Darley
‘Joe’
Kennedy
son of a pitch
1979 – 2007

Vladimir
Alexandrovich
Kryuchkov
time to let mr KGB be
1924 – 2007

&

Bob Dylan’s
Mr Jones?
was he a thin man?
1944 – 2007

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Peace Don't SqueezeThe Charmin

20. Nov, 2007 0 Comments

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to

Riccardo
‘Dick
Mr Whipple
Wilson’
DiGuglielmo

1916 – 2007

Paul
Warfield
Tibbets, Jr.
the least gayest GAY thing ever
1915 – 2007

Patricia
‘Sigrid
Mrs Bob Crane
Valdis’
Annette
Olson
she knows nothing
1935 – 2007

Joseph
Henry
Nuxhall
some guys have all the NUX
1928 – 2007

Martha
Ruszowski
Kostyra
martha stewart's not living
1914 – 2007

James
Stephen
‘Jim’
Ringo
his STARR was bright
1931 – 2007

Dr. John
William
Firor

1927 – 2007

&
a much much belated
one goes out to

Anthony
Howard
‘Tony’
Wilson

1950 – 2007

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Peace Corps

15. Nov, 2007 0 Comments

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to

Norman
Kingsley
Mailer
drop the naked, now juss the dead
1923 – 2007

Ira
Levin
no stepfording on his toes!
1929 – 2007

Luis
Herrera
CampÃns
he was the campins, my friend, and he kept on fighting til the end
1925 – 2007

Laraine
Day
day is OVER!!!
1917/20 – 2007

Henry
‘Hank’
William
Thompson

1925 – 2007

Mary
The Fabulous Moolah
Lillian
Ellison
so money
1923 – 2007

Delbert
Martin
Mann, Jr.
whatta mann
1920 – 2007

George
Virl
Osmond
no thank you for the music
1917 – 2007

Barbara
Joyce
Dainton
she totally beat off to billy zane
1911 – 2007

Richard
Charles
Nolan
this saint will go marchin on
1932 – 2007

Donda
West
go south young woman!
1949 – 2007

Thomas
Scott
Cadden
he jingled all the way
1923 – 2007

&

Charlie
Deal
the beach boys had pet sounds, and he had poop sounds!
1935 – 2007

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Movie Reviews

January 23rd, 2020

Not Yet Rated

mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers.Â You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies.Â In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process.Â It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]

January 14th, 2020

Rian’s Hopeless

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caught up on a lot of movies.Â no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi.Â You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson.Â Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]

December 16th, 2019

Hair Goes The Neighborhood

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Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs.Â It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!!Â YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!!Â Why don’t you go […]

November 27th, 2019

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The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes!Â DeNiro is best when he is quiet!Â Pacino is even bester when he’s loud!Â And dancing with women!! Â Tommy The Tit IS the tits!!Â Lums!!!Â that’s what […]

November 20th, 2019

The George Michael Worrywart Machine

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Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!!Â BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!!Â THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]

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Hotties

November 18th, 2020

Tatooine Desert Fox

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Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox

August 26th, 2020

Brazilian Wax Poetic

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Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012

July 27th, 2020

The de Havilland

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104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world.Â we needed 208.Â miss you tons Olivia de Havilland.Â miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us.Â we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]

January 27th, 2020

Former vs Ladder

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Pin Up Models at Miami Fire College by Bunny Yeager, 1955 [GMG]

January 17th, 2020

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I’ll have what she’s not wearing

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Best of

December 28th, 2024

Thighs Wide Movies 2024

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Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]

March 10th, 2020

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February 7th, 2020

The 2019 Thighsmans

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we named theÂ breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matterâ€¦ SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]

February 3rd, 2020

Thighs Wide Movies 2019

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Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]

January 1st, 2020

This Is List â€“ 2020

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there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]

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