Thighs Wide Shut

Daft Punk
Keyspan Park
Coney Island
August 9th

I finally got an answer to that age olde question that has been plaguing scienastrologists for ages: What kinda concert do two French robots put on? Happarently one of the most RAWKinest ones mt EVERest and mt BLANC! With the imagery of Tron, THX-1138, the Star Wars arcade game, Intel, and the Masons, Daft Punk pieced together the mos bananas and grapefruit ear and eyegasams of this new century! While they may only be two dudes juss twiddling knobs to pre-recorded music inside a pyramid, I still wouldn’t trade the eggspeareance in for 17 live Jimi Hendrix guitar solos. Wait, what the hell am I saying? Anyblaze, the non-stop mix they played got the usually tame/lame NYCers toe tappinin and hands clapinin from the get go to the get end. I mean, they may be robots, but they is human after all!

and oh yeah, the other nite at the Beacon, we totally JOed to Chris Isaak, juss like it was the ’06

and oh yeah, schlappy 75th bursday LEGO!

Who doesn’t love a good Danish? Personally, you can’t go wrong with Entenmann’s Danish Walnut Ring, but I prefer the sweet sweet sounds of Junior Senior juss a wee bit mo. Oh yeah, remember them? Well, next Tuesday the follow-up to their insta-classic D-D-Don’t Don’t Stop the Beat, Hey Hey My My Yo Yo, finally gets a US release

But wait folks, there be more! They is touring and it’s a show not to be missed. How do we know? Well, we caught them at the Merc Lounge back in the ’05 tis was so rawkin that we’re catchin em again next week too! And so can you! I got a pair of tickets to give away to the NYC show. All ya gotta do is tell me whom you think the greatestest Junior/Senior combo is and why. For example, me thinks Professor Henry Jones, Sr. and his son Dr. Henry ‘Indiana’ Jones, Jr. are the knees beez cause they both banged the same Nazi chick!

Here’s the rest of the dates
that you should make a date for

08/10 New Orleans, LA – Ryko Convention (Tipitina’s Uptown)
08/11 Boston, MA – Middle East
08/13 New York, NY – Highline Ballroom
08/15 Los Angeles, CA – Roxy
08/16 San Francisco, CA – Popscene

there be sum thangs
that wees been lovin dis summer
so we thought
that u outta know
what sum o dez thangs wees be summer lovins!

Wes Anderson’s next disappointment with a killer sdtrk, The Darjeeling Limited, will open this fall’s New York Film Festival

Alex Turner, Lily Allen, Dizzee Rascal and James Righton to form ghettoized Traveling Wilburys. Please, handle with care

da trailer for Noah Bambauch’s The Squid and The Whale II: A Whale of A Good Time

The Gum interviews Paul McCartney, even dough he’s dead

Virgin America’s hymen to break at SFO this August

to hell with IndianaJones.com‘s limited official set updates and to heaven with the Unofficial Indiana Jones Movie Blog‘s unlimited set updates, includin a ton o set snaps!!

MD’s Cabin John Park’s beloveded Porky The Litter Eater becomes the world’s first pink rapper

Yes, we do!

семья главных специалистов!

DON’T DO IT Olive Oyle, Wimpy aint worth it!!!

and in closing, we bid a doo-doo to…

Anne Elisabeth
Jane Claiborne
who
Claidied

1929 – 2007