30. May, 2007 
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29. May, 2007 0 Comments
Holy Haley Sh&t!
Nancy O’Dell Reveals Baby Name! and it’s not Sio Bibble O’Dell!
Sacha Baron Cohen’s third alter ego Bruno is on the loose… a$$es!
Travis finally books some US tour dates. For I moment I thought they truly were the invisible band!
Lily Allen, Deborah Harry understudy!
Junior Senior’s follow-up to their brills D-D-D-Don’t Stop the Beat, Hey Hey My My Yo Yo, frynally gets a US release date, 2 years after it was released, and thus 2 years since their YUMcredible duet with the B-52 ladies, ‘Take My Time’ [d], made our year end bestness list!
DC area’s flamous burger joint Five Guys is comin to NYC! Thigh Master and his stomach approves! [My Man Marvkus]
Natalie Wood JO matz for yer father and Claudette Colbert JO matz for his father!
Remember Patsy Kensit? Doesn’t matter much when nip slips muss are abound! [NSFW]
here lies the inerts to the future 2nd-3rd Ave Deli!
The 20 Best ‘That Guys’ of All Time [The Mask]
when Sir Mix-A-Lot met Disney’s Robin Hood bitties
Movie Paper Craft Gallery [P-Shaker]
#4 and risin when searching for ‘i ate tina yothers waffles‘
eeuauaughhhuauaahh [Jewanicur]
Engagement Announcement: Wang-Holder… which may even top the Burns-Cox combo [b3ta]
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applying sick creativity on dead rats…
23. May, 2007 0 Comments
either weight, long live Sandy Cohen and his love of bagels & schmears
the trailer for Girl With The Pearl Necklace II Goya’s Ghost, cause if it’s Goya, it has to be good
Stephen King’s 24 Greatest Rock Songs Ever Made is almost as scary as Pennywise
Sundance returns to Brooklyn, with no Butch Cassidy, although there’s plenty of Butch already in Park Slope
NSFW JO alert: FHM’s 100 Sexiest Uncesnored
31 Different Ways To Lace Shoes
easy PEEsy [NSFW]
oopsy POOPsy [NSFW]
and speaking of, if I ever started an art collection, Daniel Johnston‘s unflung masterpoop would be thigh on the list to be accuired…
18. May, 2007 0 Comments
Fay Grim
Mötley Fool
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Our finest President once said, ‘Fool me once… shame on… shame on you. Fool me… you can’t get fooled again.‘ I have no idea what he was blathering blatherskiting about, but then again, I really have no idea why nine years after the fact that Hal Hartley decided to make a sequel to his Cannes award winning indie gem de menthe Henry Fool. While it’s nice to see the Fool & the Gang back together again (including Liam Aiken, who played Klaus Baudelaire in the interm), and this time bein’ mixed up in some international mischief, along side Jeff Goldblum, Saffron Burrows and Telly [sorta NSFW], the end result is juss too messy to fully enjoy, even for the mos Foolhearted out there. One Fool was enuff, cause the second trip is somewhere between full of itself and runnin on empty
Netflex: indie sequels rarely work (Clerks 2 anyone?), but Indy sequels always do, so why not hit up Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade [trailer], which IMO, is even more mother superior than Raiders!
Apt MPupil3: Beatles‘ demoish versh of ‘Fool On The Hill‘ [d|vid]
John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges•
Rental Round Up(dog)
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Death of A President
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Dying for more of that James Urbaniak brand of Urbaniakness? Or perhaps yer still a bit thirsty after digging into Neil Burger’s jar-heading Interview with the Assassin. I thought you waz! So, why not try on this highly interesting photoshopped film about the fauxsassination of Resident Bush and the ‘what if’ aftermath. For being pure fiction, it’s almost a bit more thought provoking than Fahrenheit 9/11 [review], which was too darn liberal, even for this liberal!
until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
18. May, 2007 0 Comments
Our mos flavorite MBILF (mother to be that I’d like to f$%k) cannot be stopped and is probably the mos hottiest and only JOingest thang to ever grace Preggers Magazine
Yes Way to Kurt Vonnegut Way!
Falkor’s sister slips nip, again
Beastie Boys’ vid for new ditty ‘Off the Grid’ may signal that their new album will be off the meat AND coat rack!
The Glass House and The Farnsworth House, Windex’ wet dreams
The 10 Greatest Completely Insane Television Shows Of All Time
Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks
Ansel Adams and the (Brunette) Gyros Girl
and frynally, Ill Mitch, in episodic form!
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
