Thighs Wide Shut

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

but will the Lebowski Fest be outdone by the inaugural Office Convention being held later this month in Scranton, PA? [PradaShopNYC]

Oasis/Blur feud officially ends

Keds/Mischa Barton lovefest officially continues

Mel Gibson’s tenure as chief jerkass officially to never end!

Moby’s cooler than you

hate you some touchdown Jesus loving shizzle in the NFL? Blame Herb Lusk

a Pablo Escobar film without the talents of Billy Walsh or Vincent Chase

Tori Spelling is a Pussy-dog faced yuck bag

Jason Takes Aresnio

Harvard Scientists Build a Device to Smoke Weed During Brain Scan [Ceffie]

The Top Ten Strange and Unusual Japanese Chewing Gums

39 Flight of the Conchords icons

the oilyistest butt you’ll see all day [NSFW]

Bacon Apple Pie

Mario loves laying pipe, and you love smoking from one. Finally, the two have merged [PakulaShaker]

помогите разобраться люди, methinks that’s Russian for slutty old hag who has trouble hiding her areola

death from dragons fucking cars

and while we missed out on birthday kugs and hisses for the bestest set of spicy Italian NSFW tatties nick goings, we would never forget about extending 20th b-day wishes and extending our penis to Her Former Royal Thighness, Camilla Belle

Trade
All’s Not So Wells Cargo
Trailer & Mo

Being stuck in car traffic sucks balls, but being stuck in the world of human sex trafficking is purty much the worstest situation one could end up being in. Such a horrific fate falls upon many young girls and boys from around the globe each and everyday, and it’s a problem that’s not going away anytime soon, especially with the billions of dollars being generating from it. Trade is an effective fictional story (written by Motorcycle Diaries scribe Jose Rivera) about one of these girls, a 13-year-old from Mexico City, whose kidnapping sets the film’s plot in dizzying motion. When her older brother (newcomer Cesar Ramos) finds out, he’s off to the rescue, but how effective can one Mexican punk teenager be against an organization who’ll stop at nothing to sell their ‘product’? Luckily he crosses paths with a Texas cop (played by the always outstanding Kevin Kline), who’s on a mission of his own to bring down these sleazeoids. The two strike up an unlikely bond as they criss-cross America searching for truth and justice in these most un-American ways. Trade may not win a BAFTA, but it’s a heckuva lot mo interesting than anything that became of NAFTA

Sign from The Times: Trade was inspired by the NY Times Magazine cover story, The Girls Next Door, which shouldn’t be confused with those three NSFW naughties or these four hotties!

Bartertown: bestest fantasy trade mt EVERst? Last year, in my keeper league, I shipped Ronnie Brown and Laveranues Coles and gots me Rudi Johnson and Randy Moss in return. Moss sat on the bench all of last year, but the dividends are mos certainly paying off this year! SNOZZLES!!

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Trade opens in theaters tomorrow

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

what’s all this Meg White sex tape talk about when there’s
Betty White NSFWness to gawk about!!!

the reason the Wii was invented finally to become a reality in Spring 2008

‘No amount of money would get us out of our houses‘

‘For some reason, people in France don’t understand music. They have weird taste. They like horrible things‘

Неожиданный источник вдохновения indeed!

Jewish Jordan lives! [Brawny Man]

7-year-old Keira Knightley’s TV debut revealed

[mo where dat came from]

jizza to these bitties in Ibiza [NSFW]

Brett Farve Touchdown Database [Shumster]

To Mary Elizabeth Winstead…

I like looking at Katie Marie’s boobies [NSFW]

Buy genuine Dublin Dr Pepper product [Navi]

WHERE ITH ICHIGO?! [NSFW]

‘thighs wide shut.’ my a$$!!!

and

[gagager]

It’s kim unpossible for boobs to talk. How do I know? I’ve been listening for years and they haven’t said a word, juss providing many sleepmore nights with my head between em. Anywho, no one has better boobs than Lucy Pinder. I think you may have heard JOed to her. But have you ever JOed to heard her and her mum talk about said breasteseses? You have now, spanks to a new UK TV doc entitled, My Body Hell