Thighs Wide Shut

1) I think the British will never care for American football, especially when we sent them the mos boringistest game imaginable. I’m sure that scary-arsed Jason Taylor robot didn’t help our cause much either. I hope the Brits get revenge on our shores by forcing their potato crisps on us, which are far superior than our junk. Anywho, GOD SAVE STAN GELBAUGH!

2) I think the baseball season ended or something, but I didn’t even realize it ever started. Oh well, there’s always next season, which starts next week when pitchers and catchers report to spring training

3) I think the Redskins got raped by the Pats cause they were looking ahead to next week’s game vs the Jets. To hell with trap games, eh? Good thing they didn’t listen to Admiral Ackbar

4) I think this is the worstest set of fooball photochops mt EVERest

5) I think Brad Childress should dress up like Ragnar the Viking for every home game. I mean, he already has the perfect stache for it. And if that doesn’t rally his busted-arsed troops, I think he should go the Mike Tice route and rock a pencil in the ear

6) I think Ben Utecht should have his own treaty like the city of Utrecht

7) I think Sage Rosenfels should rename his two kids Rosemary and Thyme

8) I think when Quinn Gray retires, he should start a Manfred Mann cover group with Quinn Early called The Mighty Quinns

9) I think no two gifts say Righteous Kwanzaa quite like a SD Chargers Whales Vagina tee and Keeley Hazell’s 2008 Calendar, Topless Versh [NSFW, duhvs]

10) and I think Tony Zendejas’ Mexican Restaurant has surpassed Bill & Ted as the most excellent thang to hail from San Dimas

the title of this post is a homage/fromage
to Peter King’s weekly poofest

Before The Devil Knows Your Dead
All In The Family Plot
Trailers & Mo

12 Angry Men, Fail Safe, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon and Network. That is da short list of udderly franztastic Sidney Lumet films. Some feel that the 83 year old filmmaker’s latest, Before The Devil Knows Your Dead, deserves a spot right next to em. While I believe it’s too early to make such claims as that, I will say that this is easily one of the year’s best films. I mean, where else are you going to find Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ethan Hawke and the great great great great great great great Albert Finney giving it their all with a fabulous story to tie it together? And that story, YEAH BABY!!!! Hoffman and Hawke play two brothers strapped for cash who decide to knock off a mom & pop jewelry store… that happens to be their mom and pop’s jewelry store! Of course nothing goes right and the rest is pure cinematic magic. Along for the ride are some solid supporters, like Aunt May Parker, that awesome Irish dude, that awesome dude who aint Irish, scary German Guy and Marisa Tomei, who finally gives us some non-body double NSFW love that I’m sure will be A-B repeated JO matz for decades to come (pun intended). What more could one ask for? How about 21381283 mo flicks with Marisa Tomei non-body double NSFW love that I’m sure will be A-B repeated JO matz for decades to come (pun not intended)

IMHO: Sindey’s breastest work of dem all? His daughter Jenny and her redonkeydonk bazingies!!!

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show

Bella
Don’t LeGoSee This
Trailers & Mo

The Italian word ‘bella‘ means ‘beautiful‘, and the Mexican film of the same name attempts the same translation with audiences, but it ends up quite snoozeiful. Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy to the Jenna von Oy^th degree! I dunno what rock of crack the people were smoking at the ‘006 TIFF when they gave it their Choice Award, but it mussa been some purty darn good shiz cause this schmaltz fest aint even worthy of a 4am showing on the Hallmark Movie Channel. The MPAA should change the rating from PG-13 to NC-117 so no one will have to watch this. The only eggception should be for insomniacs lookin for some Rip Van Winkle type zzzzzzzzzs

Dirty Landry: the only thang bella goings on here is hottie Ali Landry, who happens to be the wife of director Alejandro Gomez Monteverde. Can’t figure out if that’s an upgrade or not from her former hubby, Mario Lopez

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Slit Yer Thighs & Eyes Out Repoopulouzzzz

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

[WTF, inc.]

the rebirth of drool: 2nd Ave Deli

Daft Punk – Live @ Keyspan Park Brooklyn, N.Y.C, USA – August 9th, 2007

Norman Chad’s 23 tried and true facts about the widening world of sports television

Nic Cage’s next movie, The Wicker Rider

Chewbacca delivers NASA some goodies

Hello Kitty AK-47 [Länkarkiv]

mutatocollection

Tantric Priestess of Second Temple [vintage NSFW]

hey
second season o’ 30 Rock
stop making me smile
and start making me laff already
you’re trying too hard
(about as hard as me lookin at these s’wonderful NSFW snaps)
and its all coming out too soft
(like pooping endless amounts of Mallomars)


can’t beeleave I ever thought
that you were > than The Office
which should permanently be an hour long
hooray jim & pam!

i mean jim & pam!

ps – ABeatleC is > than NBeeC

two similarly lookin socialites

Kirsten Dunst to us: Call Me Debbie Harry

Richard Branson, Carmen Electra and some slut devirginize Virgin’s SFO to LAS flight

Princess Bride and The Office, both to become video games? Some say inconceivable, I say that’s what she said!

relayted: Office Miis

the day I turned down Stanley Kubrick

the day Steve Martin almos had his eyes wided openeded

PC Mag’s 100 mos flavorite blogs… guess we were 101st then, eh?

hands or hair, take yer pick for Pinder boob cover-uppers

nothing, as in what’s covering Keeley’s NSFW bazoongas

a combo of covering-up and lettin em hang, but regardless, you shouldn’t be looking at Meredith Baxter’s NSFW boobies

The Girls of Entourage, as of 06/27/06 04:14 AM

ESPN Fantasy Fooball’s Undroppables. What, no love for Randy Moss ANDJoey Harrington?

gawd bless Spencer Tunick

the Wilhelm Scream [Time Werespanko]

Indiana Jones and some d-bag’s home theater

What’s the story on the curse of Macbeth?

branded mug shots

Lasier Martins tomando choque [Cruisespanko]

name all 50 states, NOW

A Tree in the Posture of Islamic Prayer

Чтобы не мешали [NSFW]

and…

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