you know the drill - The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2013 and beyond, and be yawn

OUT	IN
McKayla is not impressed	Willie McGee knows you farted
Binders Full of Women jokes	any other kind of jokes
Kanye’s DONDA	Peter Fonda’s Bridget
Star Wars VII	Cowboys & Aliens -1
This Is Not A Fugazi Shirt	This Is A Benghazi Shirt
Argo Fuck Yourself	Go Fuck Yourself Ben Affleck [NSFW]
Large Soda Ban	Large Marge BAND-AID®s
Pinterest	Still Not Interested In Harold Pinter
Keith David	David Keith
Gangnam Style	Graham Greene Style
George McGovern	Mick George Construction
Fresco Jesus	Frisco’s Moses Limos
Honey Boo Boo	Jonah Bobo
  Higgs boson	  Bothan Spies
Jocking Joss Whedon	Flossing with Wil Wheaton
Ai Weiwei	‘Miuzi Weighs A Ton‘
Elite Quaterbacks	Elite Quarter Pounders
Senkaku Islands dispute	Temptation Island redux
Katniss & Peeta	Catshit on Pita
Fiscal Cliff	Schuyler Fisk Eating Clif Bars
Sesame Chicken Friday	General Tso’s Chicken Thursday
Clint Eastwood talking to a chair	Clint Eastwood boning Cher
48fps	Feel-Around
Fifty Shades of Grey	Fifty+ Years of Jennifer Grey
‘Zou Bisou Bisou‘	Steve Zissou Kissing Bijou Phillips at the Zoo
Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen and Bar	The Girl, Interrupted Cafe & Buffet
Danica McKellar The Mathematician	 Fruit Pie The Magician (HE’S COMING BACK YO!)

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006, the ’007, the ’008, the ’009, the ‘010, the ‘011 and the ‘012

think they made new music in 2012.  coulda fooled us.  won’t be fooled again.  fool me once, and we won’t listen to new fool music ever again.  we doesn’ts, unless it’s from Ladytron or…

You Can Call
These Al-bums!!!

If Jack White Releases An Album They/I Will Come

Jack White – Blunderbuss

Warm Facts: Rodriguez Lives!

Rodriguez – Cold Facts

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Tunses For Toonces

‘Let My Baby Ride’ accordion style for Holy Motors | ‘Splitting The Atom’ by Massive Attack featuring Horace Andy | ‘DoYaThing’ by Gorillaz featuring Andre 3000 and James Murphy | ‘Razzmatazz’ by Pulp | ‘Bend Me, Shape Me’ by The American Breed | ‘Shambala’ by Three Dog Night | ‘Superstar’ by Keita Asari | ’25 or 6 to 4′ by Chicago | ‘The Logical Song’ by Supertramp | ‘You’re So Good to Me’ by The Beach Boys | ‘That’s Why God Made The Radio’ by The Beach Boys | ‘Love Interruption’ by Jack White | ‘Take Me With You When You Go’ by Jack White | ‘Skyfall’ by Adele | ‘Skyfall’ by Adele | ‘Diamonds’ by Rihanna | ‘Under The Westway’ by Blur | ‘Ici Londres’ by Chiara Mastroianni & Paul Schneider | ‘Sugar Man’ by Rodriguez | ‘Lady D’Arbanville’ Cat Stevens cover by Elton John | ‘Wicked Game’ by Gemma Hayes | ‘Room 237 – Dies Irae (End Titles)’ by Jonathan Snipes

[d-lode all in one handy zip!!!!!]

(look for ‘Click here to start download from sendspace’)

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Dangerously They Live

show of the year - Pulp @ RCMH

The Beach Boys/Al Jardine’s Face @ Beacon Theatre

Jack White @ Roseland Ballroom

The Polyphonic Spree @ Webster Hall

Neil Diamond @ Jones Beach

The Beach Boys/Al Jardine’s Face @ Jones Beach

Rodriguez @ Sixth & I Historic Synagogue

ZZ Top & Lynyrd Skynyrd @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater in MISSOURI!

Clannad @ NYSFEC

Donovan @ NYSFEC

Matthew Friedberger’s awful show @ Le Poisson Rouge

Leonard Cohen @ MSG

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look familiar????

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BADBYE :(

goodbye Dick

goodbye Davy

goodbye Adam

and here’s what we stuffed in the past

’11
’10
’09
’08
’07
’06
’05
’04
’03

today our Thighs turn 8 

pretty great, but NOT AS GREAT AS YOU OUR DEAR READERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lettuce look back on stuff and things from the past year.  hope your mind and eyes don’t hexplode, or hopefully they do!!!

flickr: famous peoples passport photos, 1910s-1920s!!!

Trainspotting‘s film poster campaign, 15 years on

Whatever You Want,
Think Belmont!

Looking for Stanley: Photographing Kubrick’s Film Locations

what one French dude thought life in 2000 would look like in 1910

Coney Island’s Kensington Hotel (1895 – 2000) aka the house underneath the Thunderbolt rollercoaster!!!!!!

USA Shopping Malls, Summer 1990

Ghanaian movie posters

Oscar the Grouch was born orange????

some school teacher, his wife, his kid, a love of ye olde cinema, and photoshop disasters

Tom Kruse, Realtor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INTERNET K-HOLE

GOAT CARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Proving That Size Does Matter – Wrestling Legend Andre The Giant

DARK STORES!!!

What’s on Steve Buscemi’s Stoop?

The world’s most brilliantly pointless street flyers

Wookiee Cutter

the scary minute changes between the 1963 and 1991 editions of Richard Scarry’s Best Word Book Ever!!!!

A Buseyed As A Child

wait, who the fred funk is the Professor?

Allyce Beasley / Agnes DiPesto 9ever

Taylor Family Photos

The Dewey Truman Show

The Kove

Zero Mostel zeroes in on Shirley Temple’s rack!!!

Tatooine by way of Buttercup Valley, Cali, 1982!!!!

a brief chronology of 70s bleeps & colors & patterns & fun & games & lames

Le Big Mac Hat!!!!

My Name is Jane Asher Lev

Little Seizures IV

This Is List: 2012

Thighs Wide Music 2011

Nazis hate Klimt

Prance Like No One’s Watching

New York in the 80s by Steven Siegel!!!!!!!!!!!

Woody Rather?

VHS by David Herbert, 2005

Fanning The Former Flames

The Haim Game

Guys Just Want To Have Out Run

The Advertising Artwork of Dr Seuss

Political Cartoons by Dr Seuss

The Man Who Wood Be Grant

perv-iously

Seven Thighs For Unlucky Number Slevin Brothers

Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon

Nut Saks Fifth Anniversary

Queer As Fourth

Three’s A Crowd… PLEASER!

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!

oh, and here’s a bonus (we guess) – all of our twitter icons of the past few years!!!

showed yous the hottie hotness in movies of the 2011

picked the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2011

and now…

8thishendith Anal
Thighs Wide
Movie Awards

aka

THE THIGHSMANS!!!

The Death To Smoochy
Worstest Pictures
of the Year

Sucker Punch

The Beaver

& Transformers 1924253

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The Gus van Sant
Most Pretentious
Miranda July Movie
With A Talking Cat

The Future

runner down

 Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives

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The Bare Un-Necessities/
Coulda Been A Contender

The Hangover Part II

Hanna

In Time

The Ides of March

Our Idiot Brother

30 Minutes or Less

Unknown

The Green Hornet

The Guard

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in memory of Robert ‘Tractor’ Traylor
we are renaming our trailers award (for now)…

 Tinkered, Trailers, Awesome, Thighs

Poster Her!
Poster We!
Poster Haste!

& the wurstest ones eses eesses  essesses

and the worstest of the year???

WORST POSTER EVER????

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Credits That Deserve Mad Credits

James Bond With A Dragon Tattoo

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The 2nd Annual
Greta Grrr Wig
Recipient of
The OK, This Joke/Career
Muss Be Stopped
Now Award

Jennifer Lawrence

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The Samuel L Jackson
Never Met A Script
He Didn’t Like
Guy of The Year

Jessica Chastain & Michael Fassbender
came close with 6 flix each 

but not even they could top

John Savage 

who had 8 flix in 2011!!

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Bestest Line of The Year

‘I put on a granny wig and I made me a fat suit. You know what a fat suit is? Like in Norbit?‘

or pretty much anything Joyce McKinney says

& sorta the 2nd best and kinda the most worst

‘I have to help Charles finish his movie‘

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The Gifs That Keeps On Gifing

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The KFC
Finger Stickin’ Goodness
Goodie Three Shoes Award

Fassbender’s subway glances
make girls go wetty wetty

& pretty much every scene in Shame

+ these other hotnessies

we want teacher Eva Green to pet us

Dunst’s nude moonbathing

69% of Sleeping Beauty

Knightley’s daily moans

that catfish banging that woman???

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Movie Things
That Aren’t Movies
That Moved Us 

the launch of our sister site Quiet On The Sets

Tom Kruse

silent pianist Ben Model

VHS Dreams

Panel Discussion

The Kove

Addams Family + Tag Team = ‘Addams Family (Whoomp!)’

this guy and his wife

Kirkstart My Heart

Ghanaian movie posters

Jake Busey as a child

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Bestest Flix We Netted / Saw In A Theater
Cause Seeing Old Movies In A Theater
Is Better Than Seeing New Movies
In A Theater!!!

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Always Bet On These Lil
Shirley Temple Black
(& White) Children

Steve Zahn Charlie Tahan

Clare Foley

Amelia Clarkson

Amara Miller

Laramie Eppler

Jasper Newell

Kimia Hosseini

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Face Timeless

Brady (fake Michael Pitt) Corbet’s face, in anything

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Songs That Execute Butter
Than Norman Mailer’s Bong

‘Immigrant Song‘ by Karen O, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross

‘Nightcall‘ by Kavinsky featuring Lovefoxxx

‘Man or A Muppet?‘

anything Cliff Martinez scored

Harry Escott’s ‘Shame Suite’

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Unintentional Porn
To Be Wild Titles

Rubber

The Thing

The Big Bang

A Screaming Man

The Bang Bang Club

My Afternoons with Margueritte

My Piece of the Pie

The Beaver

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Fenella Woolgar
Bestest Names Award

Bonecrusher the Mastiff 

Clement von Franckenstein

Raphaël Personnaz

Pure Watanabe

Ludger Pistor

Bitsie Tulloch

& Oona Service

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Miscecallous Things That Either Stepped Up or Stepped Down More Than Step-Up 9D

Gary Oldman’s fantastic portrayal of Bill Nighy

what’s the story with
J Edgar Hoover & Shirley Temple?

Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation

hidden titties in Disney’s The Rescuers!!!

Linda Manz Kills All Hippies

Roland Emmerich’s house

Stand By Me turns 20

 Rachael Blake’s cold eyes in Sleeping Beauty

Casey Siemaszko’s sister is alive and adorable

Laurence Olivier had his own brand of cigarettes?? 

The Bobbediest & Flapper Dapperiest
Filmed Entertainments of 2011

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Movies To Look
For In The ‘012

What About Bobbed?

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Again Again in 4D

We Brought A Zardoz

Uranus Needs Moms

Cowboys & Raelians

Currencytesticle

Martha Marcy May Marlene II: Martha Marcy May Marlene Mabel Megan Mallory Medea Mona Myrtle Melinda & Melinda

11 Fast, 11 Furious
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don’t forget to peep out our
’10, ’09, ’08, ’07, ’06, ’05, ’04, ’03, and ’02 awards!!

movies are amazing, and so are you

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

the women below burned up screens in 2011, and holes in people’s pants everywhere.  bless you all

Taylor Cole

The Green Hornet

Seo Woo

The Housemaid

Marta Gastini

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

The Rite

Krystal Ellsworth

No Strings Attached

Holliday Grainger

Jane Eyre

María Valverde

Cracks

Mélanie Thierry

The Princess of Montpensier

Lucy Hale

Scream 4

Elsa Pataky

Fast Five

Aimee Teegarden

Madison Riley

Prom

Jaimie Alexander

Thor

Kim Lee

The Hangover Part 2

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Bridesmaids

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Inna Korobkina

Meredith Monroe

Danielle Fornarelli

Elena Kolpachikova

Transformers Whatever # It Is

Joyce McKinney

Taboloid

Olivia Crocicchia

Terri

Katarina Cas

The Guard

Crystal Reed

Karolina Wydra

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Ahna O’Reilly

The Help

Dilshad Vadsaria

30 Minutes or Less

Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

Emma Bell

Chasty Ballesteros

Final Destination 5

Amrita Acharia

The Devil’s Double

Jennifer Morrison

Warrior

Blanca Suárez

The Skin I Live In

Bella Heathcote

Sasha Pivovarova

In Time

Nina Siemaszko

The Artist

Amanda Fairbank-Hynes

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Elizabeth Masucci

Marta Milans

Calamity Chang

Shame

Moa Garpendal

Mathilda von Essen

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Frank Collison

Hesher

and

Jesse ‘World’s Greatest Extra’ Heiman

Transformers 9

perv-iously - Welcome To The House, Dolls 2010