Butt München ’11
we came for the würst and we were treated to the best… time in Bavaria’s capital of Munich, which we had last (briefly) visited in May of 1998. enüff with the backstory and on with the picture story!!!
these people truly know how to live life
and yet, they still have to pay for their ketchup
so würst! but who doesn’t love a good ole sausage fest????
or some way too yellow looking fries/frites? that are hactually purty darn delish
gotta give these people some mad platter-tudes. ALL THIS WAS ONLY 22 EUROS!!!!!!
had at the Schelling Salon, one of Hitler’s favorite haunts, which he was eventually barred from for not paying his tab!!! EAT IT HITLER!!! OR, HACTUALLY, DON’T!!!!! speaking of, F$CK YOU HITLER!!!
‘Arbeit macht frei‘ my a$$!!!!
and despite all the evil ugliness that happened there
it’s quite a serene & beautiful place
but Dachau aint the only Jewish death site on our trip. we also headed out to the 1972 Summer Olympic grounds and village, specifically to the famed 31 Connelystrasse address, where the Israeli Massacre all began
recommended reading: One Day In September
recommend viewing: One Day In September
it’s a crying f$%king shame in many respects that this happened, and it darkens and cheapens a gorgeous Olympic site created by the Germans, which was meant to erase all the nasty memories of the Nazified Berlin Olympics from 1936. look at how amazing the grounds are!!!
it looks like grass, but them be seats!!
and don’t know how to describe these tent covery thingies
but they are so 70s and SO RAD!!!
here’s where Mark Spitz and his killer mustache ruled the worlds
he totally should have sold bottles of his own spits
but don’t worry folks, we did plenty of non-Jewish things
like eat Schweinshaxe (pork knuckles) at the Haxnbauer!!!
and make instant BFFs with locals (we didn’t tell them we’re Jewish)
like Helmut & Marita!!! they loved we so much, they bought us dinner! and we loved them so much cause they kinda remind we of our parents, cept 100% more German!!!
and now for the random photo section of this post!
look, this is JUST like in European Vacation…
USA destroyed 88% of the city in WWII. deeply hit was the Residenz
ever wonder what a tiny part of our finger would look like in an grand banquet hall? WONDER NO MO…
der Nazis cut paintings out of the wall to protect them from the bombs
here’s one of the few remaining Third Reich (take the walking tour!) buildings that still be standing
know what don’t suck? Munich’s art museums!
there were many more pictures taken, of buildings and sh%t, but there aint no time or room for that. instead, read these signs of the times, cause other languages that aren’t ours are ALWAYS funny
it’s sirprizing how unhealthy these people are
and yet they DON’T get fat
ok, this has been fun, but time to say auf wiedersehen
that’s what HE said