Michael Bay of Sh#t Invasion

Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of The Imgination
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PG-13 | 157 min

T-III starts off with sum revisionist history of the moon landing, and it was like Houston, we have an awesome.  Everything after that was a bigger disaster than The Challenger space shuttle.  It’s so stoopid and beyond boring that it is hactually OK to compare it to such an awful tragedy in American history

This sums up everythings:  When Ken Jeong delivers your most ‘credible’ performance, your movie flat out sucks times 388737237739083478378478923767815281506507416561780570641756178657645164375816347856875643756786578134651873657813658761751656756745187651658745165765761756785617856875389389060547967076091780870934788765876586751678561874568765784365

OK, we do have to award 3 small bonus points for the employment of 80s Russian movie guy Elya Baskin, and funny white guys Andrew Daly and Alan Tudyk, but they and we all deserve better than this… anything but this

Never again Bay, NEVER AGAIN

And even if Bay isn’t doing the next one, there will be no next one for we

Michael Bay – Bad With Eye Diarrhea, Good With Eye Candy:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Inna Korobkina

Meredith Monroe

Danielle Fornarelli

Elena Kolpachikova

Jesse ‘World’s Greatest Extra’ Heiman

Verdictgo: Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous

III is a giant #2 at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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7 Responses to “Michael Bay of Sh#t Invasion”

  1. "theater near jews"? what's that mean?

  2. near you, but also near jews

    it's OK, we're jewish. we know what we're talking about, even if we don't

  3. WOW you have a shitty blog. At least some people like Jesse have jobs. You're a douche, the movie was ok, not great. Your racism is really great too fucktard!

  4. thanks for your ship of reader!!!!

  5. um... ripping on Jesse is one of the most pathetic things I've ever read in my life.

  6. lets get one thing clear here - we are not making fun of Jesse. we are celebrating him

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