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They Were The Man Then Dog

You’re The Man Now Dog is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but thanks to the Internet Archive back up….

LONG LIVE YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thighs Wide was born in March of 2004 and within a month, we made our first link to You’re The Man Now Dog.  it was lust at first click, and then we juss kept on linking to a zillion more YTMNDs!

here are some of our favorites…

I know Bill Cosby is an a$$hole and a giant piece of $hit, but his YTMNDs were some of THE BEST

whatiscosby.ytmnd.com

letitcosby.ytmnd.com

and the Mike Tyson’s Punch Out ones were knock outs too (even if racist)

niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com

miketysoncheats.ytmnd.com

niggastolemyyoshi.ytmnd.com

dosstolemybike.ytmnd.com

and of course all the Admiral Ackbar ones!

akbargroove.ytmnd.com

trappp.ytmnd.com

ohtrap.ytmnd.com

shemaletrap.ytmnd.com

and SOOooOoOooO many other gems…

iytmnd2.ytmnd.com

redsauceonpasta.ytmnd.com

modpanel.ytmnd.com

ytdmnshining.ytmnd.com

thebrianpeppersong.ytmnd.com

pepperstruth.ytmnd.com

mortalkhaaaaanbat.ytmnd.com

istillbelieve.ytmnd.com

tcruiseko.ytmnd.com

tomcruisepsychiatry.ytmnd.com

balooandcruise.ytmnd.com

chunkpicard.ytmnd.com

wonkatrip.ytmnd.com

ourgodisanawsomegod.ytmnd.com

wheredagoldis.ytmnd.com

eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com

getyoasstomars.ytmnd.com

molaram.ytmnd.com

holmgrenwalrus.ytmnd.com

wsll.ytmnd.com

unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com

vadergetsthetalk.ytmnd.com

vaderfortune.ytmnd.com

beaarthurandgreedoarebff.ytmnd.com

here’s one of the few I created of my friend Dave’s dad who appeared in an internet service ad, which will only be funny to me and a handful of people

and I think I did this one too

ablixa.ytmnd.com

thank you for your years of laffs and cervix YTMND.  you will ALWAYS be the man, dog!

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The Ethan Hunt For More of Your Money

Mission: Impossible – Fallout
Impossible Missions Forced
Official Site | Trailers & Mo

PG-13 | 148 min

Nothing is impossible in the Mission: Impossible series, and nothing is possibly left to say or do as #6 – Fallout – shows.  The movie is fine.  It’s fun… enough.  It’s like all the other movies, cept this one is in Paris, London and Kashmir (but no love for Led Zepp?)!  But this one has Henry Cavill!  And this movie uses Cavill better than the Superman movies do or the flick that was suppose to launch his own Mission: Impossible-like line - The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  I mean, look at how he takes off his jacket and pump his fists and whoop sum ass!!!

But aside from Cavill, the rest is literally bidness as usual.  Tom Cruise climbs stuff and makes things happen. And yet people continue to question whether he can make things happen, and then Ving Rhames assures whoever is questioning such a thing that ‘same ole Ethan’s got it covered.  Where’s the fun in that?  Same fun as it ever was?

I dunno.  Maybe for #6, ditch Ving and ‘funny’ Simon Pegg, somehow clone Cavill, and make the next mission all about watching Rebecca Ferguson shower for 148 minutes???  Make it POSSIBLE!!!

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers, I guess???

Mission is made Possible currently at a theater near jews and white nationalists 

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Hughes or Lose

when life hands you a day in Chicago with nothing to do, and a super ill Rabbi with a car (and a lot of salami) offering to take you and yer lovely wife anywhere, you go movie location sightseeing, right????

I mean, Chicago and its burbs are home to many a John Hughes movies, and if you don’t want to revisit the places where John Hughes movies were shot, you probably should be shot, right???

well, this is the John Hughes driving tour I quickly cobbled together (which MUCH help from this site)…

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Cameron’s House

cameron house  2

cameron house2

cameron house ferris2

cameron house

370 Beech St Highland Park, Illinois 60035

Ferris’ High School

ferris high school steps

ferris high school pick up

ferris hs parking lot

ferris hs parkinglot today

Glenbrook North High School 2300 Shermer Road, Northbrook, Illinois 60062

The ‘Save Ferris’ Water Tower

save ferris tower

save ferris tower today

behind the Cedarbrook Public Library - 1201 Cedar Lane, Northbrook, Illinois 60062

The Breakfast Club

Shermer High School

shermer high

breakfast club hs

formerly Maine North High - 9511 Harrison Street, Des Plaines, Illinois 60016

Uncle Buck

Buck Russell’s Brother’s House

uncle buck house

uncle buck ghouse

2602 Lincoln Street, Evanston, Illinois 60201

Home Alone

The McCallister Home

home alone house2

home alone house

671 Lincoln Avenue, Winnetka, Illinois 60093

and while the following was not a John Hughes movie, it was around the corner from Cameron’s house!!!

Risky Business

Joel Goodson’s House

risky b house

risky business house

1258 Linden Ave, Highland Park, Illinois 60035

crap, in the process of recapping, forgot to visit the Sixteen Candles locations

some more Hughes location pics were also taken from here

 

 

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