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Bonded

I was lucky enough to grow up with an older brother who was James Bond obsessed.  He watched all of the movies on VHS (rented from Erols), and since I was around with little choice in the matter, I watched them too, and equally became obsessed 

Boys of all ages gravitate to James Bond – suave, debonair, cunning, a true man’s man (of the olden times), and a man all boys want to become and all men wish they were

There is no discussion – the best Bond is Sean Connery.  He IS 007, and so much more.  (however the best Bond movie EVER is On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, which Sean isn’t even in!)

I have always been in love with graphic t-shirts.  When I first started working part-time jobs during my young high school days, one item I always was happy to spend my meager earnings on were tees (as well as CDs  and Popeyes and cigarettes)

I use to take the Metro to Georgetown in DC and ogle at the shirts on display at Smash Records and Commander Salamander (sadly, no longer with us). One of those very first tees I bought after ogling with my newly found purchasing power was one that looked VERY much like the one you see here – and below the Walther PPK carrying Mr Connery, the words ‘Bond, James Bond’ appeared.  So fcuking cool!  At least I thought it was

I was happy and proud to display Sean/James’ beautiful mug when I sported this shirt round town.  Everyone had to be reminded and remember Connery’s greatness, then and now, and now more than ever

Sadly, white shirts and messy me never seemed to have a lasting relationship.  Stains, both on the shirt, and under its pits made it not worth keeping over time.  It has since been donated or tossed a decade or so ago  

The shirt, and Sean, may both be gone, but they will both always be with me.  I will never wear them out in my mind and in my heart

Thank you Sean.  You were pure class.  And your accent was perhaps the best that ever was 

And you were the man, now, then and for always, dog

man talk

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They Were The Man Then Dog

You’re The Man Now Dog is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but thanks to the Internet Archive back up….

LONG LIVE YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thighs Wide was born in March of 2004 and within a month, we made our first link to You’re The Man Now Dog.  it was lust at first click, and then we juss kept on linking to a zillion more YTMNDs!

here are some of our favorites…

I know Bill Cosby is an a$$hole and a giant piece of $hit, but his YTMNDs were some of THE BEST

whatiscosby.ytmnd.com

letitcosby.ytmnd.com

and the Mike Tyson’s Punch Out ones were knock outs too (even if racist)

niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com

miketysoncheats.ytmnd.com

niggastolemyyoshi.ytmnd.com

dosstolemybike.ytmnd.com

and of course all the Admiral Ackbar ones!

akbargroove.ytmnd.com

trappp.ytmnd.com

ohtrap.ytmnd.com

shemaletrap.ytmnd.com

and SOOooOoOooO many other gems…

iytmnd2.ytmnd.com

redsauceonpasta.ytmnd.com

modpanel.ytmnd.com

ytdmnshining.ytmnd.com

thebrianpeppersong.ytmnd.com

pepperstruth.ytmnd.com

mortalkhaaaaanbat.ytmnd.com

istillbelieve.ytmnd.com

tcruiseko.ytmnd.com

tomcruisepsychiatry.ytmnd.com

balooandcruise.ytmnd.com

chunkpicard.ytmnd.com

wonkatrip.ytmnd.com

ourgodisanawsomegod.ytmnd.com

wheredagoldis.ytmnd.com

eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com

getyoasstomars.ytmnd.com

molaram.ytmnd.com

holmgrenwalrus.ytmnd.com

wsll.ytmnd.com

unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com

vadergetsthetalk.ytmnd.com

vaderfortune.ytmnd.com

beaarthurandgreedoarebff.ytmnd.com

here’s one of the few I created of my friend Dave’s dad who appeared in an internet service ad, which will only be funny to me and a handful of people

and I think I did this one too

ablixa.ytmnd.com

thank you for your years of laffs and cervix YTMND.  you will ALWAYS be the man, dog!

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