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The Danish Girl
Puffy Pastry
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R | 120 min

The Danish Girl is a tragic and inspiring true story (think The Crying Game meets Boys Don’t Cry meets me crying at how hot Alicia Vikander‘s hot nekkid body is), but the biggest tragedy is that it’s NOT about a woman obsessed with danishes.  DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!!!  It’s about some dude who loved women’s clothes and then realized that he was more woman than he was a man.  Don’t be suprised if Eddie Redmayne and his strange lips nab Oscar gold, for the 2nd time in as many years.  What’s his next Oscar baited trick – playing a man with no head, orbiting Uranus?  

Anywho, you should see The Danish Girl, cause it’s really really good, and really really well done, but you should see it and think about what could have been… 

The Danish Girl – The Story of A Girl Who Loved and Lived for Danishes 

entenmann's danish girl

choclate danish girl

danish girl cherry

danishes girl

Danish custard girl

danish girl redmayne   the danish girl

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

The Danish Girl is scrumptious, currently in limited release

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Secret Asian Man

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The Face of Leather

gunnar leatherface

leatherface

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Maureen O’Hara

maureen_ohara

maureen o hara

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The Finest Game Show Host Ever - Jim Perry

jim perry

jim sale of century 

jim card
jim sharks

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Big Al Delvecchio

al days happy

al happy days

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He Made TV Mobiles

batmobile

munster mobile

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the guy who wrote

Rodham

SHE WROTE E.T. – THANK YOU!!!!!

Allen Toussaint

Yo! MTV Raps creator

JanSporter

LOVE HIM DO!!!

he lit fires to chariots

the dude that gave us theseus!!

ghosbusters logo

lampoon kill this dog

that Indian actor guy!

Philthy Animal

he found a Gateway

Flip Saunders

he was Henry the VIII (who hasn’t?)

he won 4 Stanley Cups

two Olympic golds in 800-meter eventer

he went to two Super Bowls

Fred Thompson

Fred Thompson

former president of South Korea

fifth president of Israel

greatest scout of all time

Cary Grant ‘wife’

he was mad Fly

he netted Maris for the Yanks

Legendary San Fran stripper

some artist

some basketball coach

Don Vito

don vito

Cap’n Mitch

‘Fast Eddie’ Hoh

he had one life to live

IBM’s mainframe main dude

Britain’s most famous brothel keeper

(Bartles &) Jaymes

jaymes bartles

some folk singer

Hobby’s Deli guy

Mars Bar dude

HE MIXED THE SOUND OF STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!

he was Brave

Deadwood guy dead as wood

a Jew who’s twin was a Nazi!!!

skateboarding dog

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Details Magazine

many covers of which, lived on my teenage wall

which also gave us the scariest photo I’ve ever seen

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The Betamax format

betmax ad

betmax shining

betamax

beta hifi

betmax colors

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Peace The Forks out to all those people in Paris, and all the people who aren’t famous around the world who have died.  we’re thinking of you :(

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It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over

Peace The Forks Out

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1 Dog Night

tocuh me cory wells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKaQzQAlNn4

cory wells 2

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Yogi Berra

yogi smile

yogi

yogi yank

yogi 2

yoji mets

yogi bear berra

yogi3

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Jackie Collins

jackie collins

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Black Moses

moses

moses2

moses bullets

 

Dom DeLuise The II

k paul

dom paul

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The Log Lady

log lady

log lady 2

log lady 3

log lady 4

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Joan Leslie

he took us on a ‘Sea Cruise’

he co-Zolofted

Lt Kevin Riley

he hid Americans

he was good to the last drop

Police Academy 1er

he saved Ronny

saved reagen

helped put man on moon

the 10th GB Packers head coach

she helped Petticoat Junction function

a Jimmy Olsen

a Sha Na Na-er

REO Speedwagon guitarist

Laugh-out

Dean Jones

dean jones

Joaquin Andujar

Remo Williams’ maker

Lorimar Productioner

he connected with French

James Taylor’s mother dies at 92

LL Bean counter

he had it covered

dylan grts hits

Uncle Pat

Mrs Zappa

he took many pitching Chances

NATO commander

saxy Stooge

Dickie Moore

dickie moore

Marty Ingels/Mr Shirley Jones

he directed disasters

Kirk Douglas’ sister

that guy

that Disney kid

yeller soda

a Knick

Janus films dude

a Legend-ary actor

he survived Otis Redding

bagel machine man

Jean Darling

jean darling

press officer at Motown Records

he was strange

a TV man of #s

longtime owner of Michigan’s oldest gay bar

Mr Reston, VA

Mrs Fried Chicken

willie mae scotch

Pirate caller

Paul Sorvino’s Brother

a B-way director

Japanese-American who fought Japan on behalf of America in WWII!

the oldest remaining survivor of the San Francisco earthquake of 1906!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mr Subway – Frank DeLuca

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That’s So Craven

Peace The Forks Out

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A Million Ways To Die
In The Wes

wes craven

wes scream

wes nightmare

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Mr Giant MNF Kathie Lee

gifford cape

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Chocolate Thunder

dawkins2

dawkins

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Batgirl

bat girl

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he was about What’s Happening With Sanford & Son, Divorce American Style

Bond, Julian Bond

Bob Dylan’s producer

Awakenings no mo

Wrangler Jane

mister Mr Coffee

mr coffee

Marines’ First Black Aviator and General

Dust Lady

first lady of the Khmer Rouge

made a Killing with Kubrick

first African-American Jean Valjean

he trained horses

The Islander

al albour

activist beaten on Selma bridge

he rode for freedom

Mrs Marlon Brando the I

Disney historian

some actor

some other actor

Uggie

Chris Evert’s dad

some British actor

some other British actor

he told Chicago the weather

Maryland Batman

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Robert ‘Bob’ Farrell

farrels

father of Farrell’s Ice Cream Parlour

AKA MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM PARLOUR EVER!!!!

there was no butter place to go for fun and magical and giant birthday desserts, loud noises, giant jawbreakers and other goody godly sugar excellentness!!  

sadly they closed up shop on the East Coast eons ago, but still live on today in a few West Coast and Hawaiian locations.  It’s one of the only reasons I want to return to Los Angeles

farrells candy

thank you Bob!

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