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10. May, 2011 
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The People vs. George Lucas
Sith It To The Man
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Not Rated | 93 min
For those of us who grew up in the age of Star Wars (1977-1983), nothing could have soiled our love for that galaxy far far away… until our galaxies were tweaked and lightly bastardized in the 1997 re-releases.  Greedo shot first?  More like Georgie Lucas made wurst!!!  OK, so that’s kinda minor stuff now, hispecially when compared with what came next – the prequels (1999 – 2005).  Do we even need to talk about them?????????????  At first glance, we sorta thought that they were sorta a’ight, sorta, but we were just denying the fact that they were three of the biggest disappointments and tragedies of modern cinema.  Sure, how was George ever gonna recapture that same magic, and how could we ever expect him to?  But still, did he have to hand in such pieces of junk??? WHY DEAR LORD VADER, WHY????
If you feel like we feel, or like most people feel who grew up with Kenner action figures glued to their hands, you’re angry and disillusioned, and yet, nothing can take away that love for the original trilogy.  This sums up the beyond entertaining, preaching to the choir doc that is The People vs George Lucas, which features plenty of fan-fun and fan-dumb (but sadly, no Red Letter Media love).  Sure, the bullets points are beyond obvious (Jar Jar stanks), but that didn’t stop our heads from non-stop shaking in agreement with em, as well as shuddering at the thought of what was, what is and what could have been.  By George!  Bye George!!!
For Better or Wars: looking for more Star Wars stuff? TWS is full of it!!!
Verdictgo: Breast In Show
The People have spoken in NY, in LA this Friday and elsewhere elsewhen
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
