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Know When To Walk Away

four of music’s finest and most fun lyrics, ever

You never count your money
When you’re sittin’ at the table
There’ll be time enough for countin’
When the dealin’s done

thank you Kenny

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Seep Sixteen

thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! 

(turned sweet 16 on March 8th!)

I just don’t know how to quit me.  do you?

(note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place)

Daphne Zucchini Bread

Do Believe The Hyphen

Steve Carlton Fisk

Orange Crushed

You’ve Reached the Office of Stuart Ullman by George Jenne

They Were The Man Then Dog

William H. Banksy

Commodore 69

The VillaG.I.e Joe People

Judge Hot, Lust Ye Be Judged

Alfred E Pluribus Unum

SIGN MY PETITION, PLEASE!!!!!!!

Give Us Us Freed

Dreams of Field

Take My Balls Out To The Game

Popeye characters wuz real peoples! 

20th Century Foxy

Pool As Hell

by Frank R. Paul

Flapper Jacks

Sam He Was

Ryan Snook

Pound Coolish

Torn Rip

NOT OJ

Radio Waved

This Is List – 2020

So Gay

Thighs Wide Movies 2019

this Costacos Brothers poster hasn’t exactly aged well…

SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!!

Room & Board Games

Mikey Likes Nike

to ensure The Michael Scott Paper Company, INC. ‘Unparalleled Customer Service’ $$COUPON$$ pdf doesn’t EVER get lost to time…

Six Degrees of Maria Snoeys-Lagler

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perv-iously

Fifteen Nifteen

[year 14 missing]

Barf Mitzvah

Cheesier By The Dozen

This One Goes To Eleven

Ten Years A Thigh Master

Crap o’ Nine Tales

Eight Is Not Enough

Seven Thighs For Unlucky Number Slevin Brothers

Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon

Nut Saks Fifth Anniversary

Queer As Fourth

Three’s A Crowd… PLEASER!

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!

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Mild Max

Paul Dooley, Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas and Max von Sydow in 1983′ Strange Brew

thank you Max von

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Sigh for Sy

Sy Sperling wasn’t only the president of the Hair Club For Men, but he was also a client.  I didn’t need your services when I was younger, but that didn’t stop me from ordering your HCFM catalogs on behalf of my fellow classmates in the 80s.  gawd bless you Sy, and school directories that included home phone #s and addresses of everyone in the school.  is that even a thing anymore?

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