10. Jan, 2011 
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we love flappers & their bobbed hair dos, and we herspecially love this hot new website that everyone’s not been talking about!
pictured above – Colleen Moore
pictured below – Lulu!
06. Jan, 2011 3 Comments
India Reynolds + Rosie Jones & your Nuts [NSFW]
Lucy Pinder Topless At The Beach Sunbathing Her Massive Boobs [NSFW]
15 Most Expensive Vintage Toys Ever Sold On ebay
justin case you somehow missed these: Memory Freaks & Avenging The Sith
and the greatestestest name ever is ZaSu Pitts!!!
05. Jan, 2011 1 Comment
wees splitting up our year end in movies thingie into 3 parts, for your pleasure: bestest of the bestest list (soon! Â we promise!), thighs wide movie awards (later this month! Â reflection takes time!), and the final bit, which is what you all probably came to see (or you will see to come!)…
(not in) Animal Kingdom
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
24. Dec, 2010 1 Comment
Another Year
Another Mike Leigh Gem
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
Think we’ll have to keep reusing what we said in the opening paragraph of our Happy Go Lucky review:
When a Mike Leigh film is released, without question, you should go and see it. The man is incapable of bad filmmaking, and if you’ve seen anything he’s made, we’re sure you’ll agree. If the titles Naked, Vera Drake, All or Nothing, Meantime, Topsy-Turvy or Secrets & Lies don’t sound familiar, then you need to familiarize yo-self with them pronto tonto! They all are rich works that explore the banality of everyday (British working class) life, rife with both heartwarming and heartbreaking moments that are so genuine you’ll have a hard time ever forgetting them. The same is mos definitely true with his latest…
…Another Year. Yep, this guy has the golden filmmaking touch (and we’re not juss talking about getting his actors Oscar noms, which does and righfully happen), and he’s doing the fine serious adult themed work that Woody Allen used to do all the time. Â If yer looking for hot babes and explosions, look elsewhere, cause his films thrive on words, good and bad ones. Â Can you handle that??? Â You should
And like the Woodman, Leigh continually leans on a marvelously talented group of actors.  In Year he recruits stalwarts Jim Broadbent, Ruth Sheen and Lesley Manville, side players Oliver Maltman and Peter Wight + throwing a big screen bone to the caretaker of Hogwarts (David Bradley).  We don’t even need to bother explaining what characters they people play and what they’re all about cause they’re all so perfect at playing them and being them (Lesley Manville tops them all with her go for broken performance, and in our humble mumble opinion, deserves the Best Actress statuette).  Plus why should we bother, since you should see this without question.  Sure, it may not be the world’s strongest Mike Leigh film, but even an above average Mike Leigh film is still better than 98.23% of the flicks playing in a theater right now.  Hear, hear to another year with Mike Leigh!
It’s A Man-Manville World: Actors Acting – Lesley Manville
Another helps to close out a great Year in films in NY/LA only on December 29th and elsewhere elsewhen
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
23. Dec, 2010 2 Comments
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
