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little known fract:

these 3 people are actually the same peoples…

sorta funny, mostly bitchy, debbie downer partier

Lizzy Caplan

snarly faced soccer guy who always bleeds cause he’s a pussy

Clint Dempsey

and

Bob Geldof

as Pink Floyd in Pink Floyd The Wall, the movie version of Pink Floyd’s The Wall

not convinced?

shave Lizzy’s hair, give her a beard, remove the eyebrows, then shave the beard and then…

Zardoz?

this world cup needs more Zidane headbutts and Fabio Capello in a bathing suit.  oh well

Up In The Air
Recycled Air
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What’s the big deal here? Is there some deep meaning or humanitarian effort we missed amongst the corny dialog and Scott Tissue basic story/toilet paper? Isn’t this juss a reheated/refarted In Good Company? Would there be any applause about this hum-ho Jason Reitman ho-hum movie about people being laid off had people been not mads laid off in real life? Can Up In The Air even be classified as realistic? Can you name one Ivy League grad that uses luggage from 1833? How come not a single flight flown/shown aint at all delayed? Have these peoples even flown out of New York? Is George Clooney really trying really hard to act here or can he only be his smarming movie star self, again and snoozgain? Do we even care? And what about that useless love bit between he and Vera Farmiga? Could he not see that all she wanted was a frequent flied f#ck buddy? Think maybe he shoulda robbed the cradle of perky Anna Kendrick instead? Maybe not? Isn’t there one movie every year that everyone loves and we love to hate? Is this it? Think so? Have any of you peoples who loved this seen the much more poignant Capitalism: A Love Story? Didn’t think so

TWA T&A: there aint nuttin more bootyful in the land of airports than Eero Saarinen’s TWA Terminal at JFK

Verdictgo: (even though we make it sound Slit Yer Thighs Out…) Very Little Merit AND No Stinkin Badges

Air is currently deflating the hype at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Watchmen
Hero Worship That’s Beyond See Worthy
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Well, the wait is finally over and the weight of the world’s expectations on Zack Snyder‘s big screen adaptation of the seminal Alan Moore/Dave Gibbons/John Higgins masterpiece has been lifted, and the result is simply irresistible (be sure to look out for the Robert Palmer ref in the film!). Fanboys and purists will rejoice, newbies will be overwhelmed at first glance, but ultimately converted, and everyone (including you ladies out there) will walk away wanting to bang Silk Spectre II in an Owlmobile, on Mars or anywhere their hearts and farts desire after they witness her fitness (more on her below)

That’s right folks, the Watchmen flick does not disappoint in any way, shape or form… well at least to us it didn’t. While watching, we ran the gamut of emotions, from headshaking disbelief of its faithfulness to the book, to open mouth awe-gaping in amazement at this technical achievement, to full out boners, and not juss for SSII, but for the fact that this could be one of the bestest super hero movies mt EVEREST (can’t hurt when the source material is the knees bees to end all knees bees)

Sure, some of the characters and lil side and back stories and other goodies have been thrown overboard like the pirate in the Tales of the Black Freighter, but we’re not going to complain when this lean 163 minuted version of the film passed like it was 23 minutes long (we welcome the 190 minute director’s cut that we assume will feel like it’s 37 minutes long).

But we are who we is so we will state our minor complaints: no love for the origin of Rorschach’s mask??? the soundtrack was solid, but why leave out the killer tunes from the two trailers (‘The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning’ by The Smashing Pumpkins [d] ‘Take A Bow’ by Muse [d])?? and thanks for the NSFW Malin stuffs, but no NSFW for her mumsy Carla Gugino? Sure, it woulda come at an awful point in the story, but it’s common knowledge that her sin-citytastic screen body doesn’t deserve clothes!! One complaint you won’t find here is anything to do with the ‘new ending’. Not much has really changed, and whatever has doesn’t affect the outcome and the wallop it packs. There’s actually some nice minor touches added here and there (most are in the montage at the beginning, like showing the Comedian actually plugging JFK, and Ozymandias hanging out at Studio 54 with Ziggy Stardust and the Village People + the 1984 Apple commerical) and they only add to the fun. We could go on an on, but we’re too busy trying to finger out when we’re gonna see it again

Who watches the Watchmen? Hopefully everyone!

Crowning Achivement: it’s been too long (that’s what she said), so we’re doing what mus be done and naming a brand spankin new Her Royal Thighness. meat the sweetest Swedish fish mt vesuvius, Malin Maria Ã…kerman (with or w/o the brunette wig), Her Royal Thighness IX!!!!!

Verdictgo: BREAST IN SHOW!!!!!

Watchmen opens at a theater new Jews this Friday

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

unhappy 45th birthday to the term ‘grassy knoll‘

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a dish anal stuffs

A Nightmare On Elm Street

Dearborn, Mich, home of the car that JFK was whacked in

Bob Schieffer gave Oswald’s mom a ride
ahhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhh!!!

Oswald for Al Michaels, trade at its fairest (bueller)

Zodiac > JFK > most movies

Jack Joseph Valenti