Little Children
A Field Day
Trailer

Tis so fitting that actor turned director Todd Field probably made his mos memorable screen appearance as piano man Nick Nightingale in Kubrick’s final work, Eyes Wide Shut. His directorial debut In The Bedroom not only reeks of brilliance and updog, but of Kubrick himself. Like Stan The Man, Field has a great sense of film pacing, in a way that it leaves the viewer constantly unsettled, yet glued to their seats. But unlike Kubes, Field works more in the mundane and not the spectacle, yet he somehow turns the mundane into a spectacle. And with his second feature, Little Children, Field continues to show why he should be considered one of the America’s brightest talents (hispecially since Sofia Coppola’s star is on the verge of losing its luminance).

Children‘s mundane tale, spelled out by a continuous sardonic voice over by Fronline‘s Will Lyman, deals with the affair between an unhappy housewife and an unhappy househusband. The usual spouse-cheating events are thrown up on the screen (and yes, since Kate Winslet is in it, there’s a 98% chance she will show her boobs… and yes, she does), but it’s the extra curricular activities filling up the rest of the picture, like that of the juss released from prison pedophile (Kelly Leak/Jackie Earle Haley) adjusting to a community that fears him, that is the ticket, and that is what sets this one apart from the rest of the by the numbers infidelity films that come out year after year. In a bustanutshell, you won’t feel cheated by this cheating

Unsatisfied with this?: Netflix Unfaithful [trailer]

Possible Porno Name: Little Children of the Porn

Entertainment Meekly: the mag that I love to hate, but cunt stop readin profiles Kelly Leak’s return to filmdom after being a cellar dweller for as long as the Bad News Bears were w/o Coach Morris Buttermaker

Apt MPupil3: ‘Running Scared‘ [d] by Roy Orbison

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show

until next thyme, the balcony is clothed…

Princess Leia Organa Solo

Enslaved Dancer Oola

Handmaiden Dormé

Commander Mon Mothma

Duke Teta’s Bizatch Koyi Mateil

Bounty Hunter Zam Wesell

Queen Padmé Amadala Skywalker

Waitress Hermione Bagwa

Officer Toryn Farr

Aunt Beru Lars née Whitesun

Handmaiden Moteé

Senator Bana Breemu

Mother Love Bone Shmi Skywalker-Lars

Jedi Aayla Secura

Handmaiden Sabé

Six-Breasted Dancer Yarna D’al Gargan

Food Peddler Jira

Senator Ister Paddie

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[more NSFW Star Whores]

Can’t we juss move on with our lives? Or remember something else, like the Alamo, the Titans, or how the Skins are the world’s greatest 0-0 team in the NFL?

NFL 1 o’clocks were purty urns to the muther stickin boo. After peeping what happened to Trent Green, I was sirprized he didn’t give the thumbs down when being carted off the field (YIKES!). And what did I tell ya, never fantasy draft anyone on the Lions. EVER.

belated Peace The Fork Out: Joseph Stefano, screen-playa of Hitch’s Psycho, one of four flicks that tops my heart

Meg White carrying my love child? If so, tits sure to be the whitest baby since Powder

Thighs Wide Shut Doomed Cruise-Kidman Marriage

Daddy Keith praises Lily’s career. Daddy Keith praises lord that Lily will give his career new life. Daddy to duet ‘Gone Daddy Gone’ with Lily next year? So who’s dick am I sucking to get into her sold out show at the Hiro ballroom?

semi-related: another proud daddy [NSFW]

Nancy O’Dell to provide free JO material for years to cum

yes, the rumors are true, Trent and I did watch tennis

fork terrorism cause there’s only one fight in this world: Fight for Deleted Scenes to Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me [Movieasshole]

fork HBO and them other ‘movie’ channels cause the breast of the breast is Turner Classic Movies, and their hott new DB

WORLD champion DC Divas, lookin for a few mo hos

John Lazar, dude has the freakiest eyes, and dude had the freakiest set of screen breasts of balls thyme, thanks in part to Roger Ebert

Never a bore, always a Borat…

David Bowie gets a karate lesson. Somewhere Billy Zabka is either smiling, sweeping the leg, or sweeping the floor

(Dallas/Ft) Worth the $650, cause Janus = genius!

Keeley: Stairway to Heaven, with no happy trail in sight [NSFW]

Trailer Mash

hardly

What happens if you don’t urinate?

What exactly is a booger? [Ask Snot]

free passes for Confe(Shi)tti

Stick Figures in Peril

Bembo’s Zoo

I bet this guy still hasn’t found what he’s looking for (cause he certainly didn’t find it here): When should i stop sharing the bath with my daughter

and why should we bother to post these average Cuthbest snaps [Fid] when we can deck yer balls with Holly Valance

[even mo]