My Co-Ed Outdoor Soccer Team Is Better Than Yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13. Nov, 2013 0 Comments

THE GERARD’S DEPARDIEUS & DON’TS

ARE TWOPEAT CHAMPIONS, YO!!!!

yes, I even do poorly made photchops for my co-ed soccer team

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Gerard Depardieu, Jim Mora

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Peace The Forks Out

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Mr LittleJeans / Pagoda

pagoda

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He(the)Man (who was mad) Fat (but not named) Albert

THAT DUDE

**some dude who loved the Today show way too much**

&

dude on Topps card #1

and somehow we missed this, years ago…

Professor Falkon / the voice of WOPR in WarGames

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Andy Pafko, Bill Eppridge, Bud Adams, Bum Phillips, Ed Lauter, Eddie Albert, He Aint No Bum, Kumar Pallana, Mr LittleJeans, Pagoda, RFK, Robert Downey Jr, The Longest Yard, The Royal Tenenbaums, Topps

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Rawly Fingers

01. Oct, 2013 Comments Off on Rawly Fingers

Mordecai ‘Three Finger’ Brown

Brown (October 19, 1876 â€“ February 14, 1948) lost parts of two fingers on his right hand, then became one of the most elite pitchersÂ of his era with his three finger curveball.Â According to his biography, he suffered two separate injuries to his right hand. The first and most famous trauma came when he was feeding material into the farm’s feed chopper. He slipped and his hand was mangled by the knives, severing much of his index finger and damaging the others. A doctor repaired the rest of his hand as best he could. While it was still healing, the injury was further aggravated by a fall he took, which broke several finger bones. They were not re-set properly, especially the middle finger

3fingers

He learned to pitch, as many children did, by aiming rocks at knot-holes on the barn wall and other wooden surfaces. Over time, with constant practice, he developed great control. As a ‘bonus’, the manner in which he had to grip the ball (see photo) resulted in an unusual amount of spin. This allowed him to throw an effective curve ball, and a deceptive fast ball and change-up. The extra topspin made it difficult for batters to connect solidly. In short, he ‘threw ground balls’ and was exceptionally effective [wiki]

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Antonio ‘The Octopus’ Alfonseca

Life his grandfather, Alfonseca (April 16, 1972 – )Â hasÂ six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot, a condition known as polydactyl. Â His nicknames are El Pulpo (‘The Octopus’), The Dragonslayer, and Six-Fingers. His main pitch isÂ his sinker

OMG, IT’S COUNT RUGEN/THE SIX-FINGERED MAN REBORN!!!!

YOU KILLA MY FATHER, PREPARE TO WATCH ME COUNT WITH MY FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!

count with montaya

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Antonio Alfonseca, Count Rugen, Count Tyrone Rugen, Inigo Montoya, Mandy Patinkin, Mordecai 'Three Finger' Brown, Mordecai Brown, polydactyl, The Princess Bride, The Six-Fingered Man

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H8-Ashbury Annual Thighs Wide Fooball Pee View

05. Sep, 2013 2 Comments

the NFLz is back. Â NF-eeeellllllls YEAHHHH!! Â

here’s a pee view of what’s to come, in yo pants…

NFC

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NFC East

RGIII turned the Skins (10-6) from NFC Least into NFC Beasts, and will continue to do so this year (unlesssss he goes back to being RGKnee), against the coughing CoughlinÂ Giants (8-8) and un-wow Cowboys (8-8), who hired a new offensive coordinator, which will make zero difference and juss put Jerry Jones on the defensive, when they fail to do anything, again. The Eagles (6-10) won’t be a tragedy nor a comedy, but maybe a tragi-comedy. Â Depends on if Chip Kelly lets the dogs out and Vick gets dogged by the dogs in the dog days of summer wearing Big Dog t-shirts

NFC North

Aaron Rodgers was lied to by his boy and restaurant co-owner Ryan Braun, meaning he’ll never be able to trust half-Jewish people ever again. Â His new found half-anti-semitisim will propel his Packers (9-7) over the Jason-Hanson-less Lions (8-8) and cold-Cutler Bears (7-9) and whomever is leading the Vikes Vikes (7-9)

NFC South

Bountygate is a thing of the past, and so be theÂ Saints (11-5) sucking. Â THEY BACKKKKKKKK and Payton and Brees will play no defense and score enuff offense to make us believe that it’s 2009 all over again. Â The Falcons (8-8) blow, but will slip into the playoffs so they can blow it in the 1st round, cause thats what they do, even if thats’s not what they did last year, but Matt Ryan will never win anything. Â The Bucs (8-8) will be one win less dreadful than last year and the Panthers (4-12) will be the worst team in the NFL, but mainly cause they STILL have the most ugly color combo in the world

NFC West

The Seahawks (11-5) are unbeatable at home, and will prove to be juss as tuff on the road like Charles Kuralt, and prove to be slightly tuffer than last year’s darling the 49ers (10-6). Â Once again leaving the Rams (7-9) and the Cards (7-9) to be two teams that the people of St Louis no longer give a sh$t about. Â But hey, at least St Louis’ gotz this!

Seeds

#1 Seatalks

#2 Aints

#3 Redskins

#4 Greenskins (that’s what my niece used to call the Packers)

#5 49ersers

#6 Falcants

NFC Championship -Â Seattle proves their wools-worths, but the Saints are back and bounty quicker picking uppering their way back to the Super Bowl!!!

bounty-rosie

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AFC

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AFC East

It’s still New England‘s (9-7) playground to be the bully of, but Buffalo (7-9) and Miami (7-9) are closing the gap between complete awfulness and less awfulness. Â But those Jets (5-11), oh those Jets, they still trying to wipe up after buttfumblegate, and that leaky butt aint closing anytime soon. Â RUNNY POOP!

AFC North

The Ravens (9-7) may not be the same dudes who won the Super Bowl last year, but they have less annoying murderers on their team, and Torrey Smith will still catch five 80+ yard TDs and they will slightly edge out the Steelers (9-7) and the less poopy Browns (8-8) and the hard-knock lifed Bengals (7-9). Â But for the love of gob, can the Browns just make it to one Super Bowl, PLEASSSSSSSSSSE. Â And how bout winning one too??? Â America needs that, and I could too

Browns WIN

AFC South

Hate this division, cause they all feel like expansion teams that no one should care about, but alas, we have to care cause they in the NFL, but we mainly hate em cause we always predict the Texans (11-5) to do good things and they never come thru, and I guess we’re doing it again, but adding the Colts (10-6) into the mix, with the Titans (6-10) remaining unremberable and the Jags (5-11), jagging off. Â Wait, why do all of the teams in this division have some sort of blue in their color combos? Â They should put the Panthers into this division and then throw this division away in the color garbage

AFC West

Peyton’s Place is with the Broncos (10-6), and he’s gotz the weapons (white WRs – SHOCKING!) AND rap songs, and JUSS enuff stuff to hold off the new look Chiefs (9-7), and the not so close and no cigar Chargers (8-8) and not so much of anythingÂ Raiders (7-9). Â But the only thing that truly matters is if they’ll get new Kansas City coach Andy Reid to don a headdress, like they somehow got him to slip his fat body into a Philly patriot outfit. Â Dare to dream

Seeds

#1 Tejasans

#2 John Denver

#3 Pats vs Genos

#4 cRavens

#5 Dolts

#6 KC mastepieces

AFC Championship -Â Peyton’s Broncos end up up-ending his former team, the Colts (OH THE IRONY!), to make it back to a Super Bowl where…

PaytonÂ crushes Peyton’s hopes, AGAIN (oh the irony?). Â History CAN repeats itselves – the Giants beat the Pats two times in Super Bowls and bored us to death, so why not this?

Saints 31, Broncos 27

Drew Brees is yer Super Bowl MVP, and Manatee Tai-Yo gets dumbest dipshit idiot ever

enjoy the season, and go ~~Bills!~~ Â Jills!