Thighs Wide Shut

look, we’re no fan of fish eating, but who in the right mind would ever eat a fish that they caught in a river surrounding NYC???

from New York City Area: Eating Fish You Catch – 2010-2011 [pdf]

gross!!

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Freya Mavor = not gross!!

her Mini Skins ep = major heartbreak awesomness!!!

Generation Three 9ever!!!!

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Diora Baird, the constantly hotttttt gardner

after only two episodes, purty safe to say that Skins generation 3 is already > Skins generation 2

here’s hoping that white swan Grace & heavy metal Rich make some beautiful music together

& why hate on US Skins when you should be loving on how hot Rachel Thevenard (Michelle) is!!!

and oh yeah, the other US Skins ladies be mad fine too!

(the US Skins guys could use a lot of work… esp in the acting dept)

never stop being beautiful… and having them dreamy & creamy bazongaas!!!!

Diora Baird in our faces, in GQ Italy

news nude to we: India Reynolds in Daily Star [NSFW]

never 9get: Jake Lloyd – Ten Years after Star Wars Ep 1

+ a ‘new’ Lllloyd interview to us - AWKWARDSVILLE!!!

Photoshop in movie posters and ads

The End of Warner Bros

Playing Cards from Ukraine

they have the KEYS to the city [via NYology]

Pets Looking Out The Window At Snow

& 25 Examples of Unintentional Porn [SFW]

thighs wide shut, yer #5 home of all schwings Tabitha Gilley

wait, how come no one told us she was a Maxim gal?

so much hotness, so little interweb love

ps – think TWS is a lil less hot than usual?  head on over to our friends at Non US Hotties for lots of hotties, not from America!!

The Rite
Diet Rite
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Father Gary Thomas is a real exorcist [read this interview!].  Matt Baglio wrote a book about him being a modern exorcist called The Rite. All this has been turned into a movie by Mikael HÃ¥fström (1408), but Father Thomas’ name has been changed to Michael Kovak (boring Colin O’Donoghue, who can barely open his eyes), probably to protect him being associated with this mostly blah movie.  If you run out and see this, you may need to be exorcised of boredom!!!

At first, Father Kovak’s struggle with faith and family (mortician father Rutger Hauer) holds our interest, all the way from his reluctance to enrolling in a seminary, to being coerced by Toby Jones into exorcism school at the Vatican in Rome.  When in Rome… teacher Ciarán Hinds (our mos flavroite actor going, besides Javier Bardem) sees something in the doubting Father K, he sends him off to learn from the master, Anthony Hopkins.  Hopkins takes him under his wing, and immediately has him assist in some de-demonizing.  So far, not so bad

Then things get convoluted, dumbfounded and juss plain dumb (and boring!) when they meet a boy who has a mysterious horseshoe imprint on his chest, and then Father K starts seeing and hearing things, and then doesn’t have sex with journalist Alice Braga, and then Hopkins starts acting strange (he smacks a child!!!!) and unleashes his own special style of hammy acting (like a more polished Nic Cage type dealio), which has diluted his performances as of late.  By the time Father K finds his faith (and Hopkins calms down), you’ll have long lost yours!!!

All Rite: Marta Gastini is one of the possessed peoples in this movie, and it’s no wonder, cause we’d love to possess her too!!!!

+ her ‘aunt’ is played by the bountiful Maria Grazia Cucinotta (of The Fap Is Not Enuff fame)

Verdictgo: the wrong outweighs the rite, so gotta go with Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous

Rite goes off today at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…