The ‘Who’ Sell Out

– Who couldn’t care less about the Golden Globe winners, hispecially since Leo wasn’t beeleaveable for a second as Howie Hughes, yet couldn’t stop staring at Nancy O’Dell’s body during the preshow? ME!

– Who this guy with the guile and gumption to post mp3s for every track of Beck’s new album? Gawd only knows, but thanks to StereoScottSkiles and Productson for the linklove.

– Who knew that Kip/Aaron Ruell from Napoleon Dynamite was such a dynamite photographer? Maybe Aaron’s mum?

– Who returns from the grave next Tuesday with a Mouthfeel? Magnapop does and yous can download their ultra-catchy single ‘Smile 4U’ here.

– Who was the least biggest sirprize in da Da Vinci Code‘s casting? Jean Reno as detective Bezu Fache. While Opie’s at it, why doesn’t he sign up Leon’s padawan, Matilda!!!!!!

– Who could easily become Her Royal Thighness The III? This 100 pound chick who became the first person to eat a six-pound hamburger in under three hours! [via Posh & Becker]

– Who the scrooge are Autolux? Beats the spork outta me, but count dem in for Coachella. [via The Mesh Board]

– Who is Harry Crumb? Ask Shawnee.

– Who has been house hunting the homes of Bush’s cabinet? Probably not LL, who rocketh.

– Who knew Andy Rooney had a son, let alone banged someone, and that his son was also a reporter? I dunno, but I bet he’s much more qualified than Jeremy Schaap.

– Who Flung Poo?

– Who be hittin the road this April that you butter go see cause I juss told you to do so or ELSE?? Les Fiery Furnaces, and with their last show slated for the end of April in San Fran, is it safe to say they’ll be Coachella bound? [via The Veggie Head via The Cowboy]

Wed 04/06/05 Cleveland, OH The Spot

Sat 04/09/05 New York, NY Bowery Ballroom

Sun 04/10/05 Brooklyn, NY North Six

Tue 04/12/05 Detroit, MI Magic Stick

Wed 04/13/05 Newport, KY Southgate House

Fri 04/15/05 Atlanta, GA Emory University

Sat 04/16/05 Nashville, TN Exit / In

Sun 04/17/05 Saint Louis, MO Washington University

Tue 04/19/05 Columbia, MO Blue Note

Wed 04/20/05 Lawrence, KS The Bottleneck

Fri 04/22/05 Boulder, CO Fox Theatre

Sat 04/23/05 Salt Lake City, UT In The Venue

Thu 04/28/05 San Francisco, CA Great American Music Hall

Fri 04/29/05 San Francisco, CA Great American Music Hall

– And finally… Who got their a$$ royally spanked by His Royal Thighness in some HOT Literati action, yet still was nice enuff to provide us all with the fine animated gif you see below? Giddy-up Giddy Gideon. Bless you my dear.