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Shook, Rattled, and 9Ever Rolled

 

Clue is one of my mostest favoritest movies of all time. the casting is perfection (Tim Curry, Eileen Brennan, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Michael McKean, Martin Mull, Lesley Ann Warren, Colleen Camp), and these comedic talents beyond chewed up the beautiful scenery, bringing to life cherished characters matched with the wittiest script my ears have ever heard

I remember seeing Ending B (Mrs. Peacock was a man?) with my dad at White Flint mall back in 1985. While I had only seen that one ending in a theater, I felt totally satisfied with that conclusion. My mind was forever blown at the film’s geniusnessness when it was released on VHS, with all 3 endings, presented one after another

The gimmick didn’t click with theatergoers, but became a beloved cult classic thanks to its home video version, and subsequent plays on TV. A movie based on a board game just automatically sounds like it shouldn’t work, and it did

We have sadly lost so many members of the cast, but Clue is a time capsule of awesomeness that I love solving every time I watch it. And while we’re here, my favorite combo in the game is Col Mustard with the lead pipe in the Conservatory. What’s yours?

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This Is List – 2018

2017 was a Donald Dump of a year filled with lies, and not enough fries, and too many pregnant Kardashians, and WAY too many asshole men with their grubby hands, but 2018 is gonna be nuttin but peaches and roses and Flonase®.  I promise!  The Washington Post does a list thing, and we do too, cause if Star Wars can recycle itself and sh!t on itself, well, then we can recycle the Post‘s ideas and make our own poop jokes and such.  and without further a poop…

 

OUT

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Fidget Spinner
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Thinner Gidget
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#MeToo
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Us3
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Cardi B
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Bacardi L. Jackson
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Halo Top

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Horny Bottoms
[NSFW]
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Ties To Russia
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Russian Ties
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Judge Roy Moore
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More Judge Reinhold
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Baby
Bombers

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Rubber Baby
Buggy Bumpers
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Being Dragged
Off Planes

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Being A
Draggin’ Lady

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David Keith
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Keith David
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‘Despacito’
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‘This Burrito’
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Papa John
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Mama Joan
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Young Sheldon
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My Two Beckys
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140 Characters
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WD-40® Characteristics
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Replaced By
Christopher Plummer
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Dismembered By
Professor Plum
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Meghan Markle
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Mr Sparkle
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The Marvelous
Mrs. Maisel
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Marvelous
Marvin Hagler

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Fyre Festival
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Barbed Wire Festival
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DACA
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Joe E. Tata
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Oscar Mix-Up
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Oscar Mayer Remix
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Male Rompers
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Samuel Gompers
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Farm-to-Table
Restaurants
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Foot-and-Mouth
Disease Cooking
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Solar Eclipse
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Diego Luna’s Lips
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Last Week Tonight
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Today’s Spicial
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Salvator Mundi
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Ki-Adi-Mundi
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Cauliflower
Everything

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Calla Lily
Sandwiches
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The Mooch
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The Gooch
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Taking A Knee
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Baking A Knee
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and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006, the ’007, the ’008, the ’009, the ‘010, the ‘011, the ‘012, the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015, the ‘016, the ‘017

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