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Fifty Shades of Grey
Fifty Shades of Meh
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50 shades

I have zero clue if EL James‘ book Fifty Shades of Grey is any good, but I know the movie based on her book isn’t very good.  Sure, the movie has endless amounts of Dakota Johnson‘s butt and boobs and a lil bit of vag, and yet it’s all udderly dull.  Lots of teasing… and wooden acting… and contract negotiations.  Negotiations haven’t been this blah since Sio Bibble opened his trap.  Apparently this Grey sh!t started off as Twilight fan faction, and if it wanted to be any bit interesting (well, it kinda is a little bit interesting – I mean, Dakota is kinda nice to look at), it should add some vampire baseball, or at least show Jamie Dornan‘s junk, or at least do some sorta of EL James / EL Fudge crossover

EL Fudge

Verdictgo: Zero Merit AND No Stinkin Badgers

Grey is meh at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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