Thighs Wide Shut

Exhibit B: Maria Sharapova’s Crotch

The Local Hoops Spectacular Atlantic 11 Poll, our other passion outside of TWS.org and The Christ

Keeley Hazel in Russia’s Maxim [NSFW]

SidelineHotties.com

I ♥ Christopher Walken

TONY‘s 50 Essential secrets

Hema’s products are quite moving [Länkarkiv]

The GoldenFiddle Tee

Россия как она есть!?

Onde tem um Fusca, sempre tem outro [Knuttz]

we can’t stop looking at boobs and calendars with boobs [NSFW]

Vietnam Duck Hunt

[Taranoff]

we’re off to the land of topless tapas bars
for some long overdue topless tapasnessness
see you sometime next weak kiddies!

boobs and water [NSFW] have gotz to be the greatestits combo known to man, but the deadly duo of religious rites and team mascots is mos certainly givin’ em sloppy jalopies a run for their money

we still have no clue if the UK’s trashy soapy soap trash opera Hollyoaks makes for good TV or not (it airs here on BBC America), but we is certainly not questioning the JOability of the show’s bitties

[the rest of the 2008 BABES calendar be here
although we is partial/Marshall to their 2007 edish!]

and this is for you lizadies out there

[the rest of the 2008 HUNKS calendar here]

2) I sphinx the Pats are damn good, but also damn lucky. Lucky in a sense that the rest of the NFL teams, besides the Colts and the Cowboys, are beyond awful. They’re going to lose at least one game this year, and it’s gonna be at the hands of one of their lesser divisional foes. I know that sounds more chris than luda, but I totally have an itch about the their next game after the bye in Buffalo. Lee Evans and Marshawn Lynch cannot be stopped right now

3) I sphinx that the rookie season of Heroes, which we juss finished watching on DVD, may be one of the mos solidesistest 23-episodeded debuts of a show mt EVERest. How about for a 12-episodeded beginner? Dexter. 8 eps? Twin Peaks. 6? The (UK) Office

4) I sphinx that if I were homeless, I’d totally scrape together $10 for the round-trip fare from Poo Authority to the Ghettolands on any given Sunday. Why? Think of all the leftover tailgating foods and beverages that go to waste once the game starts: ribs, burgers, dogs, donuts, chips, beer, you name it, and it’s all free! Had I known how much of a poopfest the Skins-Jets game was going to be, I may have juss stayed in the parking lot and eaten like a king… Peter King that is! Dude is more mammoth than many a woolly!

5) I sphinx Ben & Jerry can do no better than their Cinnamon Buns flavor. Caramel Ice Cream with Cinnamon Bun Dough & a Caramel Streusel Swirl aint no wet dream, it’s actually a frozen one!

7) I sphinx the UK’s Retro Gamer mag is the coolest read since Ramona Quimby, Age 8

8) I sphinx über-adorable Jayma Mays needs some mo love in Hollywood. She’s been on our radar since the ‘005, when she replaced Lohag as our redhead of choice (although the one down in the pic below is now top of the pops)

9) I sphinx the are two things one should not go a day without looking at: NSFW boobs and mustaches of the 19th century

10) I sphinx Halloween has replaced St Patty’s day as the bestest drinking holiday. Costumes + beer = bestumes!!!

Ten Things I Think I Think I Think Without A ThinkPad

Across The Universe
A Mostly Magical Mystery Tour De Force
Trailer & Mo

The story is nothing new, and neither are the songs, but somehow visionary Julie Taymor cobbled together a mos fun musical about the 60s, using nuttin but Beatles tunes, sung by a bunch of nobodies + Bono (he aint no walrus, cause Mike Holmgren is!). With characters named Lucy, Jude, Sadie, JoJo and Prudence, this had Penny Lame written all over it, but to my sirprize, it was a pony worth digging. Movie musicals are usually juss bloated remakes of Broadway stage productions, hispecially bloaterrific in recent years with The Producers, Rent, Hairspray, Chicago & Phantom of the Poopera, but once in a blue moon (or harvest), a musical will be released that oozes with endless vim and vigor. Across The Universe is caught somewhere in between those two types, and as someone on IMDb purrfectly sprayed, it’s as if ‘Hair and Moulin Rouge had a baby‘. While not nearly as wild or as wonderful as M Rouge, ATU is smart enuff to weave in some psychedelic silliness with the usual story about the rebelling youth of the 60s. If you think this movie is nuttin but Fab Four blasphemy, you’re not necessarily wrong, but why not enjoy yourself and juss let it be. Those are words of wisdom that I speakings, yo!

Fuchs You!: Dana Fuchs, who unsexily plays Sadie, has got her own band, with an unoriginal name, playing unoriginal tunes, like ‘Helter Skelter’

He Is Marshall: ATU bit player Logan Marshall-Green, better known as Ryan Atwood’s scuzzy brother who Marissa shot, has twin brother named Taylor, who used to write for the U of South Carolina’s daily newspaper, The Daily Gamecock

Beatles For Sale : the best use 674 minutes mt EVERest be The Beatles Anthology on DVD

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

The Jane Austen Book Club
Easy Reading
Trailer

Strap on some boobs and check yer penis at the door boys, cause Austen is awesome… that is if yer stuck seeing a chick flick and yer only other choice is that new Tyler Perry movie. But seriously… outta all the girlie gabfests goings around, TJABC won’t bore you to tears or force you to love dogs. Although the ending twas a lil too neat for my dirtysexymoney tastes, the rest of it was charming enuff, spanks in part to Hugh ‘Lets’ Dancy and the rest of the ladies (wit the eggception of Maggie Grace), who each added a nice bit o flavor to the club. We hispecially loved the icy cold hotness of Emily Blunt, who was robbed of an Oscar, let alone a nomination, at last year’s Academy Awards for her work The Devil Wears Prada. To hell with you and your midget coat Jennifer Hudson!

Judgment Day: while it appears that none of the cast members have ever appeared in an Austen adaptation for the screen or TV, 3 have shown up on co-star Amy Brenneman’s Judging Amy

Baker’s Dozen: Kathy Baker has been in dozens of films, but you may remember her best as the randy redhead in Edward Scissorhands

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…