Thighs Wide Shut

Robert Stacked

19. Apr, 2007 0 Comments

When it comes to reenactments, Unsolved Mysteries is boss, and in some circles, hogg as well! No one knows this better than Matthew McConaughey, who’s first ever credited screen role was that of an UM murder victim. Some, such as myself, Gene Shalit and Alan Greenspan, agree that it’s not only his finestestest work to date, but his mos bravestestest as well. Why? Well, McCon’s thespiatic worktatude worktatuded such magics and wonders that it lead to the capture of the real-life murderer! Behold said thespiatic worktatude, in handy animated gif form!

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Watch the UM ep in fool: Part 1 | Part 2

Nothing (besides Frank Silva) gave this overweight slothened teenager more heebies jeebies in the early 90s like UM. So, like the Thigh Mizzle himself, why don’t you buy, rent, or even lease with an option to buy the following fee-nom-e-nole DVD box sets

Heebie jeebies > The Bee Gees eating Jujubes

All Posts, TV

Animated Gifs, Matthew McConaughey, Unsolved Mysteries

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Pat Summitt Is Hottier Than Your Moms

27. Feb, 2007 0 Comments

i'm only gonna get better, or is it worse, at this animated gif shiz

[Summitt sheds thighs, sings ‘Rocky Top’ at men’s game]

Â•and Bruce IS my homeboy

All Posts, Sports

Animated Gifs, Pat Summitt

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Two Gross, man = 288

05. Feb, 2007 0 Comments

the kids will outgrow and outplay him in a year
If those kids ever go blind looking at that growth poster they could always visit with Rex’s eye doctor daddy R Daniel in Bloomington, IN

Â• arf imitating life
Tits about time someone recognized Tori Spelling’s canine like beauty

this is what she wore when she fucked brian peppers
Officially the least hotttiest pic of film director Tiffani Thiessen mt EVERest… btw, this one is still the mostest

the force is strong with these parent’s basement dwellers

yes, that dude from Robocop who turns into the Toxic Avenger is indeed Jack Bauer’s newly peace the forked out brother

he loves that britney spears song
[animated bestness via YTMND]

& THIS takes tittyf&cking to a whole new level [obvnsfw]

All Posts, NSFW

Animated Gifs, Tiffani Amber Thiessen, YTMND

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You Gotta Be KIDDing Me

29. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

look ma, MORE ANIMATED GIFS from the master o thighs!!

DC’s NBC bids a-boo to my girl Susan Kidd & Arch Campbell, aka the world’s wurstest movie reviewer, juss a couple o weeks after forcin George Michael and his Sports Machine out da door. It actually went all downhill for GM back in the summer of ’98 after I quit an internship with his Sports Machine after one day cause I was told I would be watching baseball games all summer long. They should try that form of torture down there in Guantanamo! Anywho, you all will be missed. Well, not all of you, but I don’t think they shoulda lost their jobs they way they did… and if their jobby jobs aint safe is Mac McGarry‘s?

and I guess it’s better to lose a job than yer life, so we give brief PTFOuts to the dude who sorta helped Edward Norton’s career and Richard Gere’s hair and the bizatch who basically paved the way for Alex DeLarge to have a song to sing while raping and pillaging

Lily Allen, cutie at large (no relation to Alex DeLarge)

[herspace]
Prices Is Right: THE Bouncing Boob Montage [Soriano’s Lover]

Jack White, the OG Dane Cook

Hey, YAAAAAAAAAA [Hattan]

‘I Done Soiled My Britches!‘ [Gulf of Tonkin]

Where Are They Now: The White Shadow

the real Fapino Royale [NSFW]

world’s wurstest burglar since the Hamburglar [Jewanicur/Texas Dave]

Jonesing for Jones. I dare you to try to keep up with them all

Where does the expression ‘Be there or be square’ come from?

Stuff People Write On Money

Abandoned Shopping Carts

before Sacha Baron Cohen was the cause of Kiddd Rockk’s ire he was a nobody/the host of some busted-arsed UK cable show called Pump TV. Peep a bit o’ his stylin’s here (at the beginning and then about 3:45 in)