Thighs Wide Shut

The Double Hour
(La Doppia Ora)
Hicthcockulous
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
NR | 105 min

This movie is about some guy named Guido (Filippo Timi) who meets a girl (Kseniya Rappoport) and their future together appears to be rosier than Rosie with a roll of bounty.  Then he gets killed, and she feels guilty.  But did she have something to do with it?  And is he even really dead?  And how will a double hour (like 11:11 pm) play into all this?  Or will 1/2 of the movie be null in void when one of the flick’s many twists and turns turns out to twist all the preceding events into nothingness?  Some questions are breast left unanswered.  And some breasts are best left alone

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

Double not so much your pleasure in limited release

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Han fell apart first!

Kersh rode best!

Beginners
My Small Skinny Gay Dead Father
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 105 min

Christopher Plummer is gay after living a long life of not being gay. Ewan McGregor is his son, who’s never been lucky in love, and just lost his father, not to gayness, but to death. Mélanie Laurent is a hot French chick who may be the key for Obi Wan to BEGIN again, sorta like how his father BEGAN again after coming out of the closet!!!! Welcome to Mike Mills‘ autobiographical Beginners, which is full of beginnings AND endings, and three movies in one that work well together, when usually three movies in one tear a singular movie  apart. What’s the third movie? Lil Ewan and his relationship with his deceased mother, which may hactually be the strongest of the three.  It’s all a funny, loveable and depressing affair, but not too much of any of those, and again, it works all the better because of that.  And that is that.  Where do you begin and this review end?  This review is over, so begin at a movie theater showing this

Crepes of Wrath: Mélanie Laurent is super hot (and JEWISH!!!) and her dad does the following voice overs for the French language version of The Simpsons - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Waylon Smithers, Barney Gumble, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Troy McClure, Rainier Wolfcastle, Lionel Hutz, Chalmers, Hans Moleman, Disco Stu, and Duffman … to name a few!!!!!!!!

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Beginners is currently playing in limited release

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

saw 5 movies over the weekend, so here be some qwikie reviews, starting with the best of what we saw

Who Is Harry Nilsson (And Why Is Everybody Talkin’ About Him?)
Without Him
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
NR | 116 min

What do you know about Harry Nilsson? Probably about as much as we did, which was nothing beyond his singing the theme song to Midnight Cowboy.  He’s such a forgotten figure that his wikipedia entry doesn’t have a picture!!!  Well, if you can survive this almost 2-hour rambling look at the golden’s voice not so golden life, then you will AND THEN SOME!!!  And although it may not be very focused, or very good at telling us what time & place we’re at, you gonna tell we that you don’t want to see a documentary about the man who John Lennon said was his favorite group?????  Or the man who had Ringo Starr as the best man at his wedding?  Or the guy who somehow had a stellar recording career without ever touring? Or who wrote the score to Altman’s Popeye (wait, there was a score to Popeye?)?  If that’s not enuff to rope ya in, don’t you wanna know who the Andy Samberg looking guy in the picture above is????  You should.  And that guy’s teeth are almos more amazing than his hair is be!!!

Nilssson: what’s better than one Harry Nilsson?  how bout three of em!!!

Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers

Nilsson is already ready for you to watch it on Netflix!

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

there’s no such thang as ‘too much of a good thing’, herspecially when it comes to Bloomington, Indiana, one of our moist flavorite America Earth cities period! we were juss there this past Februrarary, and for even more zits & tiggles, we decided to go back there this past tweakend, and here’s some pictures we want to share with you, cause Sharon is Karen… whoever they is

you’d be sirprized

ranch sauce was dipped and dranken by the a$$load, but the amount of ranch farts emitted was way down on this trip. that ALMOS makes it an unsuccessful trip. ALMOS!!!

for some reason, Mickey’s beyond fine malt liquor isn’t sold in NYC

cause probably NYC isn’t a place where only white people live [DATS RACIST!!]

this is what bathrooms looked like in the 50s

and apparently still today!!!

lets be serious for a second…

sh#t is f#$ked up

OK, back to not being serious…

and on to being sauceyist for an eternity!!!

this is so confusing

balls on both ends?

we branched out on this trip & even tried a new ‘za joint

Mother Bear’s = mother BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

this is gotta be some sorta copyright issue

or juss plain copyWRONG!!

kill we now

or someone juss kill Ken Jeong-Ill instead

if only all athletes looked like Rollie Fingers

if only we looked like Rollie Fingers

oh cool! a game where you can win candy!!

or you could juss go to a store and buy candy for $1!!!

gotta love the Hinkle

cept it wasn’t open, so no peek or tinkle inside

so, when are we next goin’ back to Indiana like the J5?